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WhoIsTedNow
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And you'd be a sucker not to pay me for it.
If you want pain relief you need to take some sausage powder, granulated mink fur, Baby harp seal meat freshly clubbed and cooked rare, and a bible to scream ridiculous interpretations from, like Jesus is God and if you don't believe me you're going to hell! Then take some smoke sauce and add it to.... Ohhhh, that's what I have to get paid for. No secrets divulged for free. But it worked for me. Want the cure? Aks me!
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who the fuck is this guy? OH JONNY AND THE LADIES WITH THE BIG SHARP STICKS - IT'S BARBEQUE TIME!!!!!!
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #2 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 10:47pm » |
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I'm gonna give it away- my recipe was missing the harp seal part. Add a pinch of ground rocky mountain oysters and boil for 5 minutes. Add 1/4 oz of 'shrooms and drink up... 
And who is Ted now?
That'll be $49.95 ....
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #3 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 10:51pm » |
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on Dec 8th, 2004, 10:38pm, WhoIsTedNow wrote:| No secrets divulged for free. |
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Well, divulging this secret for free makes "free" look too expensive for me. Shouldn't you pay people for your presence and company or are you just trying to see what attention you can get for free. Free attention for you is too expensive for me, you'll have to pay me to even give a sh!t.
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #4 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 11:01pm » |
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OK I'm supid. What is it and how much does it cost? 
The oysters don't sound to bad though.  I miss them off the branding fire.
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #5 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 11:10pm » |
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Now where in the hell am I gonna find some baby harp seal meat freshly clubbed and cooked rare here in the midwest?
Jim
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #6 on: Dec 8th, 2004, 11:11pm » |
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Ahh.Teddy boy. Is it really you? In spite of your miserable attempt at left wing humor, we still demand a DNA test to make sure it's NOT you.
I heard you was dead,
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WhoIsTedNow
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Shhh Mr Happy. I'll cut you in on half the money. You get it all if the tests prove me dead.
And that doesn't count for the things that could never revive anyone.
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Jonny and the ladies with the big sharp sticks? Now if that doesn't sound like a transvestite band!
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #9 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 12:32am » |
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Ted I only do small blunt twigs if that helps 
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It probably helps the small blunt twigs. :-0
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #11 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 6:39am » |
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Hi Ted -- missed you. Wondered when you'd come up with the "cure". I know darling, you've been knee deep in "research" on this new recipe. Keep up the good work.
Hugs BD
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #13 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 7:40am » |
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...uh, is there a vegetarian version? For mormons?
And can I use PayPal?
(and WTF is DNA...... )
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I remember Ted's last posts, they were disgusting. This guy is not 'cute'.
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #16 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 8:26am » |
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #17 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 8:58am » |
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But when the heck am I suppose to add the politics into the mix ? Lost again for sure !
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #18 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 11:36am » |
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Aw Teddy, I've missed you.
Charlie hasn't been the same since you've been gone.
Linda
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,Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #19 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 11:51am » |
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Uh, so Ted uh... Kasinski, before I ask how much this miracle cure costs, how does it taste? Sounds pretty good. My brother ate a cooked goat's eyeball once at a Kazak ritual, threw up in a napkin and insulted all the local elders so I just want to be sure. Oh, he still got offered the senior grand poobah's daughter whom he turned down after a polite lie of an explanation that he was already engaged.
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #20 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 12:04pm » |
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HI TED!!!!!!!!
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #21 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 12:18pm » |
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Harp seal meat...Check
Liquid Smoke...Check
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #22 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 2:43pm » |
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You gotta close that fuckin' ebay store Ted. It's going to your head.
Good to see you back so far........ 
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Ted, good to see you post. I hope you're doing alright and I miss ya...
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Re: I have a new cure
« Reply #24 on: Dec 9th, 2004, 4:41pm » |
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Damn and its atleast three months until the seal pups will be handy to club.
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