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Melissa
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Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their
first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first little
boy was to say, "My fair maiden.... I have come to snatch a kiss and
fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to reply by
saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys
were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled
with
grown-ups. The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and
to
remember to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were
terrified. They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them
to begin. The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....
"My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your
hole with soap."
The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle
shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, bull shit.... I never wanted to be in
this
lousy play anyway...
The audience left howling.
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Re: This is worth a laugh...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 3:12pm » |
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Cute!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 3:18pm » |
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Well that made my day. I am still laughing!
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ROFLMAO!! Oh god... Tears... LOL!! 
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Too Funny!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 3:26pm » |
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Heee Heee .... He said 'snatch'
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 7:27pm » |
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That's hilarious!
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 8:49pm » |
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Do you think I can tell that one at work? prolly not, huh! Very funny - no sit ups for me tonight - my stomach hurts so freakin' bad from laughing my abs got a different kind of workout!!! Thanks!
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