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'Tis the season to be....
« on: Dec 4th, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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...FUNNY!!
What is YOUR favorite funny Christmas picture?
Here is one of my favorites...
I showed you mine...now you show me yours 
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There..now it is fixed
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #1 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 1:36pm » |
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #2 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 1:36pm » |
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I don't have a picture of the cartoon Donna, but Santa was wedged in, trying to get back up the chimney with his butt stuck hanging over some logs in the fireplace. There was an unwrapped gift with a Gateway box exposed off to the side and a little pj'd kid with spiked hair was striking a match on a box saying, "Does my letter ring a bell now, with the word DELL underscored?"
Good Christmas tidings.
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #3 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 2:10pm » |
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Kev,
I googled for your pic but was not able to locate it...I did find these, however...
and this
and this
http://www.funone.com/2new/12/ghotchimney/
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #4 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 2:27pm » |
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Thanks for checkin' Donna, you added some good ones.
Buyin' me a lottery ticket too. You gave me an idea. 
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #5 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 3:49pm » |
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This is the prison yard, small dude is Wacko Jacko
Ho ho ho
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #6 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 3:52pm » |
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Jonny, I told you that if you sat in that snow long enough it was gonna turn into an icicle!!
ROTFLMMFAO!!
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BTW...isn't it time for you to break out that picture again this year? 
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #7 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 7:20pm » |
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I can picture Jonny writin' this LMMFAO
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 7:29pm » |
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Suck it up Princess...
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #9 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 9:56pm » |
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Sean that is is just too f*cking awesome. I love it...
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #10 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 11:42pm » |
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #11 on: Dec 4th, 2004, 11:59pm » |
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More topical:
If Santa answered his mail honestly...
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Dear Santa
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all
yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How
about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and
write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least
HE can spell!
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for
is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can
do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to
your fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up
that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a
dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face
when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a
bottle of scotch.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy
making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I
spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by
drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail
waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you
wanted to know.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're
awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm
skipping your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please
PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our
home?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting
your ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house,
you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside
your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom
window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #12 on: Dec 5th, 2004, 3:28am » |
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From the Sopranos:
In the end, fuck Santa-- Paulie, when they were looking for a replacement since they offed the old one 
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #14 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 12:01pm » |
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My Christmas tree if I my wife would let me get away with it....
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #15 on: Dec 6th, 2004, 8:06pm » |
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Santa's Little Helpers
Santa is a pervert but he has a really cool sleigh.
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 7th, 2004, 8:07am » |
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I don't wanna ride Santa's sleigh! I wanna ride the HELPERS!! (er.... Does that mean I'm a bad boy?)
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Re: 'Tis the season to be....
« Reply #17 on: Dec 7th, 2004, 2:51pm » |
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LMMFAO
Frank, darlin youve ALWAYS been a bad boy, but hey thats why we love ya baby!
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 7th, 2004, 3:02pm » |
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*adjusting my coathanger halo* 
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