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nani
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be careful what you wish for...
« on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:17pm » |
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A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and- abracadabra - two tickets for a new luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I".
Well the wife and the fairy were both deeply disappointed, but a wish promised is a wish granted...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and-abracadabra -the husband instantly became 92 years old.
The moral of this story...
Men might be ungrateful idiots...
But fairies are female.
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Re: be careful what you wish for...
« Reply #1 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 7:34pm » |
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That is just what I needed Nani! Thank you for a good giggle!
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Re: be careful what you wish for...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 10:09pm » |
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Thanks Nani I needed a good laugh. 
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Re: be careful what you wish for...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 10:14pm » |
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LMAO.......what a dumbass. He should have seen that coming.
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Hhmmm..........no they're not. No all of them.
In San Francisco they have.......
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Re: be careful what you wish for...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 3rd, 2004, 11:00pm » |
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In San Fransisco they have......San Quentin and Alcatraz......LOL
Good one Nani
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