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Donna_D.
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Women's Breasts--Part Two
« on: Nov 30th, 2004, 8:21pm » |
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I got this in an email the other day...the sender can choose to identify herself if she wishes...and thought it was too funny not to share..
And I KNOW how much this bunch likes talking about boobies....*snicker*
DD
The Religious Bra
A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's in New York City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked "What kind of bra?"
He repeated "A Baptist Bra - She said to tell you that she wanted a Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember!" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The lady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute, and asked "So, what is the Baptist type for?"
"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills."
Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,G, and H are the sizes used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!!
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #1 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 8:24pm » |
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I went from Double Dang to Barely There.....hmmmmm, did I make a mistake - HELL NO, but I could use one of those Baptist Bras!
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #2 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 8:28pm » |
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Com'on DD, we know you want to show those ta-ta's.......show'em and I throw up the mule pic....buk-buk-buk (Chicken noise )
LMMFAO!!
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Donna_D.
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #3 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 8:31pm » |
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on Nov 30th, 2004, 8:28pm, Jonny wrote:Com'on DD, we know you want to show those ta-ta's.......show'em and I throw up the mule pic....buk-buk-buk (Chicken noise )
LMMFAO!!
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Sure Jonny....and if you will just PM me your credit card number and expiration date, we have a deal...
Hell even Disney charges for a ride on Magic Mountain 
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #4 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 9:06pm » |
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on Nov 30th, 2004, 8:21pm, Donna_D. wrote:
DD
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked...
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Soooooo... Donna, are you going to inform us?
[img]I know you know how[img]
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #5 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 9:10pm » |
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Sorry Kev,
I don't think they make a YABB tag big enough for what I got!!
*snicker*
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #7 on: Dec 1st, 2004, 5:23am » |
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Yer killin me here Lapsi  
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Re: Women's Breasts--Part Two
« Reply #8 on: Dec 1st, 2004, 6:51am » |
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on Nov 30th, 2004, 8:28pm, Jonny wrote:Com'on DD, we know you want to show those ta-ta's.......show'em and I throw up the mule pic....buk-buk-buk (Chicken noise )
LMMFAO!!
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C'mon DD, tis the season!
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