Author |
Topic: On A Lighter Note..more funny "Deep Thoughts" (Read 158 times) |
|
Carl_D
Guest
|
 |
On A Lighter Note..more funny "Deep Thoughts"
« on: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:04am » |
 Quote  Modify
 Remove
|
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man!"
I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Lori was offended that I used the word "puke" but to me, that's what her cooking tasted like.
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
That's all for now. As long as I am able, I am going to try and bring back the funnies on Fridays. I figure most everybody can use a laugh at the end of the week.
Carl D
|
| « Last Edit: Nov 30th, 2004, 10:05am by Carl_D » |
 IP Logged |
|
|
|
nani
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Got kudzu?
Gender: 
Posts: 7953
|
|
Re: On A Lighter Note..more funny "Deep Thoug
« Reply #1 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 11:46am » |
Quote Modify
|
Quote:The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
|
|
My favorite one... 
|
|
IP Logged |
Others may come and go, but MY power is MINE.
|
|
|
ArCane
New Board Old Timer
Onward through the fog
Gender: 
Posts: 312
|
|
Re: On A Lighter Note..more funny "Deep Thoug
« Reply #2 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 12:27pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Those were hillarious.
|
|
IP Logged |
Alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange: To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
|
|
|
LeLimey
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
OUCH-US - Less "ME" and more "WE"
 
Gender:
Posts: 11720
|
|
Re: On A Lighter Note..more funny "Deep Thoug
« Reply #3 on: Nov 30th, 2004, 6:32pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Quote:| The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face. |
|
My favourite too but it was a very close call!
Thank you Carl  I really needed a laugh today
|
|
IP Logged |
The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
test rss