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Carl_D
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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire.
TGIF,
Carl D
*Friggen typos!
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 2:56pm » |
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lol, another
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 2:57pm » |
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My personal two faves:
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alchohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months warm, happy, and floating…you finish off as an orgasm.
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 3:00pm » |
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lol
' A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." '
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 3:03pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2004, 2:57pm, Carl_D wrote:
Dude, what world are you living in?......LMAO....40 years
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Re: A Holiday "Deep Thought"`
« Reply #5 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 3:31pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2004, 2:49pm, Carl_D wrote:| every time you hear a mouse trap snap, and Angel gets set on fire. |
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I hate to repeat myself so often but... I don't get it.
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Re: A Holiday "Deep Thought"`
« Reply #6 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 3:35pm » |
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If I had a deep thought I would fall in it. 
If a tree falls in the forest.....and no one was there to here it, would it make noise???!!!
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 3:42pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2004, 3:03pm, Jonny wrote:
Dude, what world are you living in?......LMAO....40 years
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Lotsa folks work into their 50's & 60's, and been working since they was kids.
Hell, even in music Ozzy Osbourne has been on stage for 40 years of his life, and god what Roll are the Stones on now? Their 60th?
I might just wind up staring at the ceiling and whistling a tune, but will do music until the day I die.
Rock on,
Carl
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Re: A Holiday "Deep Thought"`
« Reply #8 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 3:58pm » |
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on Nov 26th, 2004, 3:31pm, Kevin_M wrote:
I hate to repeat myself so often but... I don't get it.
Kevin M
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SNL Kev, Saturday Night Live's Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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Re: A Holiday "Deep Thought"`
« Reply #10 on: Nov 26th, 2004, 4:08pm » |
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lmao vig, here is my favorite from that list...
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
Jack Handey
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