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Sisyphus
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pick of the bunch
« on: Nov 24th, 2004, 1:57pm » |
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there was a road accident the other day in a place called Woodford in Essex. It was actually the standard traffic light shunt. One car went into the back of another and pushed it slap bang into a third. Everyone got out except the driver at the front of the queue. When the others got down to her car they were horrified to see a heavily pregnant woman with blood pouring out of her nose.
They opened the door quickly, "Oh my god are you alright" one asked
"Yes, yes, it's just that I was picking my nose when you hit me"
(Inspired to tell by Jeepgun's kitty!)
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The gods had condemned Sisyphus to ceaselessly rolling a rock to the top of a mountain, whence the stone would fall back of its own weight. They thought there no more dreadful punishment!
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Jeepgun
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BWAHAHAHA!! Glad she wasn't seriously injured!!
At one time, in the Army, I had a certain commanding officer who had huge nostrils. His nostrils were so big and he had the annoying habit of picking his nose with this THUMB! (I'm not making this up!) He was also a real azzhole. One day, we're driving along in a truck and I'm driving. He's sitting on the passenger side and he's griping at me about my driving, all the while, digging in his nose with this thumb. The area we were driving was nothing but tank trails, and there was no possible way to drive as smoothly as he wanted to go. Finally, I'd had enough. I located the deepest, meanest looking tank track that I could find, and hit that fawker at a good rate of speed. The resulting jolt caused Commander Azzhole to spring a terrible nosebleed. I pulled some napkins out of the glovebox and handed them to him. I spent the rest of the ride looking out the driver's side window, because I was smirking, trying desperately not to burst out laughing. 
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cschick
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Wow, see ya in Dallas, Frank, I'll drive to dinner on my own thanks.
Movie trivia for ya - what movie did this come from "I think I poked my brain!"
Lady flash for the first one to answer correctly!
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