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Only at Thanksgiving.....
« on: Nov 24th, 2004, 10:38am » |
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Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Aren't
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #1 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 10:42am » |
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Why only at Thanksgiving? 
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 10:45am » |
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You are one wicked lady, I love it!!!LOL!!! NEXT PICTURE PLEASE!!!
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 10:53am » |
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #4 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 10:58am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 10:45am, becky8 wrote:| You are one wicked lady, I love it!!!LOL!!! NEXT PICTURE PLEASE!!! |
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you mean this?????????
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #5 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 10:59am » |
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THANKS REDD!!!
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #6 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 11:37am » |
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You kill me Pegg!! BTW That guy can come and spread my legs and stuff it...hope he likes dark meat.  (I can't believe I wrote that!) I'm a dirty, dirty, girl. 
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #7 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 11:45am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 11:37am, nani wrote:| You kill me Pegg!! BTW That guy can come and spread my legs and stuff it...hope he likes dark meat. (I can't believe I wrote that!) I'm a dirty, dirty, girl. |
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Nani, heeeheeeeeee
Thanks Pegg for the laugh oh and for the fantasy  Yummmmmmmmmmmm
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #8 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 12:32pm » |
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Wow.....
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #9 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 12:53pm » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 12:32pm, LeLimey wrote:
Looky Looky what I found....
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #10 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 12:55pm » |
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*eyes on stalks* 
D'ya think he could teach me the macarena?!!
Just going back for another look... Back later...
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #11 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 1:04pm » |
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OMG! I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!!!
(or an orgasm )
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Re: Only at Thanksgiving.....
« Reply #12 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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Well I think I'm gonna have a stroke.... 
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 1:07pm » |
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I think "PeeWee" needs to look into getting one of those vacuum pumps or something.
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