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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« on: Nov 24th, 2004, 12:21am » |
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I can enter and merge on the freeway doing 35 if I want to!
I'll get my brake lights fixed when I can afford to!
Doing 55 in the left lane means I'm not the one speeding!
I pulled out in front of you doing 28 cause I'm saving gas!
Turn signals are for sissies!
I'm pulling out blocking two lanes of traffic until the traffic going the opposite way let's me in!
When the light turns green, I'll go after I find a good song on the radio!
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #1 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 12:23am » |
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Who taught you to drive.....
(does that count?) 
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
« Reply #2 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 12:33am » |
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Road rage. Boy, if there's one thing I can relate to, that's it. Talk about a reason not to own a hand gun. Any vehicle I drive immediately turns into an a$$hole magnet.
You're lane is MY lane.
Turn signals? Yeah, right.
fuck you Fuck You FUCK YOU....
No problem,
RJ
Edited because of DJ and his stupid fucking word censors. Heh.
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #3 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 1:05am » |
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Usually at least a five minute rant.
Chain smoking the whole time I'm driving.
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #5 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 4:36am » |
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Yes. Why is everyone so uptight in traffic and acting like drunken baboons? It used to stress me they were so angry but it's funny to watch them now. All humanity and decency gone b/c they are five minutes late getting to some greasy burger joint. And leaving earlier just seems so out of the question. lol
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #6 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 5:04am » |
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Sam almost rearending ppl lately....what ppl don't have directionals here??? My screaming STOP STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHH CAR CAR AHHHHHH!!! My kids in backseat saying, "Daddy scare mommy."
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #7 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 5:21am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 5:04am, taraann wrote:| Sam almost rearending ppl lately....what ppl don't have directionals here??? My screaming STOP STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHH CAR CAR AHHHHHH!!! My kids in backseat saying, "Daddy scare mommy." |
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ROTFLMAO OMG Tara, that is a carbon copy of a day out with my family! 
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #8 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 6:56am » |
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When I'm alone it's "You fucking prick", or if the kids are with me, "What a jerk! Where the hell did he learn to drive? Kindergarten? Who gives drivers licenses to Kindergartners? They outta be fired! Get that dumbass off the road!".
As you can see, I ramble due to the fact I gotta find words that arn't so harsh.
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
« Reply #9 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 7:06am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 4:36am, IHateSequelsNotH wrote:| getting to some greasy burger joint. |
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We're talking road rage here, you nitwit, not dinner menus. How in the 7 Hells of Wotan do you find a way to wiggle meat into a driving thread. Park that god damned soapbox, already.
Fucking Vegans. Annoying as hell,
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &nb
« Reply #10 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 7:19am » |
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I pull up next to the offending jerk and give them a big cheesy grin and a thumbs-up. "Way to go, buddy!" Usually, they get the sarcasm and look away.
Or, the ever-popular, "HANG UP AND DRIVE, MORON!!"
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
« Reply #11 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 7:24am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:19am, Jeepgun wrote:I pull up next to the offending jerk and give them a big cheesy grin and a thumbs-up. "Way to go, buddy!" Usually, they get the sarcasm and look away.
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Ya know Frank, I can picture you with that big freakin grin on your face doing just that, LOL
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #12 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 7:49am » |
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Schmuck!
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #13 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 7:54am » |
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What I say isn't even fit to print here. 
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out? &am
« Reply #14 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:04am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 7:24am, Melissa wrote:
Ya know Frank, I can picture you with that big freakin grin on your face doing just that, LOL |
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Try it! It's SO much more fun than getting all worked up. LOL!
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #16 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:18am » |
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I say "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IDIOT"
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #17 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:21am » |
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it's rated R bordering on NC-17
I don't yell it out the window or anything but I am likely to say
'you motha fucken mutt, what the fuck is your problem dickhead.'
But if it's a woman I just shake my head and bite my nails.
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #18 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:35am » |
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Quote:| But if it's a woman I just shake my head and bite my nails. |
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Bye John. Been nice knowin ya. LMAO
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #19 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:35am » |
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Quote:| big cheesy grin and a thumbs-up. "Way to go, buddy!" |
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I LOVE that Frank! Even better than my "I love you, man!"
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
« Reply #20 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:41am » |
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"God Bless You" (driving like that, Lord knows you'll need it).
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« Reply #21 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:42am » |
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Quote:| "God Bless You" (driving like that, Lord knows you'll need it). |
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Brutal. Absolutely brutal.
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« Reply #22 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:49am » |
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ROFL, Bob! Good one!
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« Reply #23 on: Nov 24th, 2004, 9:51am » |
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on Nov 24th, 2004, 9:35am, don wrote:
Bye John. Been nice knowin ya. LMAO |
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I don't quite understand, but ok, bye.
I don't like yelling at women I feel like I am yelling at my sisters or mother. They would just start crying. lol
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Re: What is your favorite Road Rage shout out?
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You will when Ree, Margi, Donna, Linda, etc. pick up on this thread! LMMFAO
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Quote:They would just start crying. lol
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