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Jeepgun
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Kill the turkey
And stuff his ass!
Throw 'im in the oven
It's such a blast!
Roast that fucker 'til he's done
Eatin' animals is so much fun!
Feel free to add another verse.
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #1 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 10:42am » |
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Frank,
Your poetic wisdom amazes me.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #3 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:42am » |
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Do be careful
if you aspire
To throw him in
the turkey fryer.
Tasty for sure
is your desire
but you may catch
your house on fire.
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #4 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:44am » |
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Cornbread Dressing,
Stuffed in tight.
Mama bastes it,
throughout the night.
Works so hard
Only to hear,
Dad say
"Turkey seems dry this year!"
Ok who's got the next verse?
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #5 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:48am » |
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Pumpkin and
pecan pie
Stomach is smaller
than your eyes
mashed potatoes
and gravy too
Don't have ham
if you're a Jew
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #6 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:50am » |
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If you want your bird
Tasting extra fine
My motto here
Is "Brine, Brine, Brine!"
I do that now
It cooks so moist
And all who tried it
Burped and rejoiced!
http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_8389,00. html
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #7 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:57am » |
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watchin football on the couch................
yep that's all I got. I suck... 
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #8 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:09pm » |
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(got your back aprilbee...great idea!  )
Watchin' football on the couch
it is required that you slouch.
Remember to release your belt
and then the best relief is felt!
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john_d
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turkey smurkey pudding and pie
thanksgiving is great- I want to die
my family is big, but the house is small
I can't understand how we fit them all
it must for past sins that I must atone
because my brother-in-law just won't leave me alone
it's fun to hear my neice's mouth cry
cause she freaken nuts and that's no lie
I can't watch football and hear it too
because 50 hyper kids are running through
wish I could say it's gonna be fine
but at least in midst of it I shall dine
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #10 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 1:34pm » |
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Jeepgun
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Damn... Clusterheads really ARE talented! LOL! These are GREAT!! I'm going to print them out and send them to school with my daughter so the teacher can pin them on the bulletin board.  
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #13 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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on Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:48am, Tom K wrote:Stomach is smaller
than your eyes
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LOL, over here we say: "Eyes are bigger than stomach"
Nice poems.
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #14 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 4:58pm » |
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on Nov 23rd, 2004, 4:16pm, Ronny wrote:
LOL, over here we say: "Eyes are bigger than stomach"
Nice poems.
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Yeah, we say that, too. It just didn't work with where I was going.
T
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #15 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 5:23pm » |
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'tis the season to be jolly
Jeepguns balls are made of holly
If you think that rather silly
You should see his little...
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #16 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:06pm » |
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Re: The Gobbler
« Reply #17 on: Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:47pm » |
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Quote:Jeepguns balls are made of holly
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BlueMeanie
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SAVE THE TURKEYS......eat a possum.
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Jeepgun
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ROFLMAO!!
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