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The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:26pm » |
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Linda, dear please dont kill me but this was too darn good not to post hun. Besides you never know the man your REALLY want, need and desire is right here already!!!!
I want a real man and he has to have the qualities of each and every one of these clusterheads that I know and love.
1. He has to have the protectiveness of JONNY.
2. The sense of humor of RANDY.
3. The good looks of either FRANK(jeepgun) or DAVE, Ree's hubby.
4. CLUSTER CHUCKS ass.
5. a really big heart like: BIG DAN & SVENN. .
6. The intelligence of: UELI, KEVIN M, MAGMAN & FUBAR.
7. The knowledge of what it really means to be a friend like:
VIG, KEVIN M (again)
8. The devotion to marriage like: KIP & Jimi Hendrix.
9. The capacity to support my chronic-ness: DJ
10. The helpfulness and commitment of LUKE
11. a man who isn't afraid to show love for his wife/partner like DAVE & Mike Story.
Linda, I love ya!! If I were a man, and those that know me can tell you Im not. LOL I would snag you up in a Nashville min. Nothing better in the world then a GREAT soul and that you have in spades baby!! Dont you EVER doubt that one girl friend!!
Love ya lots and miss ya like crazy, Leesa 
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:30pm » |
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If any of you find that perfect man - send him to Canada. Can I pull rank by age?  . That's some combination and you wouldn't even need "fries with that"!
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:37pm » |
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Linda my dear you deserve that and so much more IMHO.
Darlin you are one of the most beautiful women alive with a heart of gold and soul of a warrior. Meeting you was such an honor to me as you were one of the first ladies to take me under your wing when the my heart was being ripped to shreds....I'll be there for you too if you let me...
I Love ya Girl!
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #3 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:42pm » |
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How about me? 
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:46pm » |
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you don't want to be a peice of that Frankenstein alley, lol
just kidding  , Linda could definitely do worse.
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #5 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:54pm » |
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Of course, Leesa, this being the real world, what you find is a man with:
1. The protectiveness of SON OF SAM.
2. The sense of humor of JEFFREY DAHMER.
3. The good looks of either RANDY QUAID or ERNEST BORGNINE.
4. RODNEY DANGERFIELD'S ass.
5. a really big heart like: DONALD TRUMP & ADOLF HITLER .
6. The intelligence of: JOEY TRIBBIANI.
7. The knowledge of what it really means to be a friend like: LINDA TRIPP.
8. The devotion to marriage like: ELIZABETH TAYLOR.
9. The capacity to support my chronic-ness: A BAD NURSING HOME ATTENDANT.
10. The helpfulness and commitment of MARIAH CAREY.
11. A man who isn't afraid to show love for his wife/partner like ALL THE GUESTS ON JERRY SPRINGER.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 9:56pm » |
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Oh man, Joe - you sure peed on that parade! They can't all be that bad. 
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 18th, 2004, 10:13pm » |
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How wonderful was that! I am impressed. Hope you find what you are looking for and MORE!
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 2:31am » |
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Can I add?
The diligence and commitment of Floridian
The wisdom of mean old Charlie
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The fast wit and sucking power of Don
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #9 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 4:59am » |
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on Nov 18th, 2004, 9:26pm, Leesa wrote:Linda, dear please dont kill me but this was too darn good not to post hun. Besides you never know the man your REALLY want, need and desire is right here already!!!!
I want a real man and he has to have the qualities of each and every one of these clusterheads that I know and love.
1. He has to have the protectiveness of JONNY.
2. The sense of humor of RANDY.
3. The good looks of either FRANK(jeepgun) or DAVE, Ree's hubby.
4. CLUSTER CHUCKS ass.
5. a really big heart like: BIG DAN & SVENN. .
6. The intelligence of: UELI, KEVIN M, MAGMAN & FUBAR.
7. The knowledge of what it really means to be a friend like:
VIG, KEVIN M (again)
8. The devotion to marriage like: KIP & Jimi Hendrix.
9. The capacity to support my chronic-ness: DJ
10. The helpfulness and commitment of LUKE
11. a man who isn't afraid to show love for his wife/partner like DAVE & Mike Story.
Linda, I love ya!! If I were a man, and those that know me can tell you Im not. LOL I would snag you up in a Nashville min. Nothing better in the world then a GREAT soul and that you have in spades baby!! Dont you EVER doubt that one girl friend!!
Love ya lots and miss ya like crazy, Leesa |
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Feeling kind of honored to be on that lisst
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 8:12am » |
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Me too, Svenn.
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #11 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 9:52am » |
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aw cool, my honey made the list!
Thanks, lil TS - Mike really is a good boy, I'm very blessed.
What's even cooler is that YOU have each and every one of those qualities too, Luinda. Whoever captures your heart again is going to be one lucky dude!!
love,
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #12 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 11:36am » |
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #13 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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SWEET!!!!!
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 1:26pm » |
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No one said anything about having a really enormous di... er... nevermind...
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on Nov 19th, 2004, 1:26pm, Jeepgun wrote:| No one said anything about having a really enormous di |
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 1:46pm » |
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Thomas and Gator should have "honey of the year" awards.
Not sure if they'll like this but I mean it as a compliment as they are SUCH nice men
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 2:04pm » |
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ROFL, Thomas!
Wendy, I agree. Great men, both of them!
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
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on Nov 19th, 2004, 1:26pm, Jeepgun wrote:| No one said anything about having a really enormous di... er... nevermind... |
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Frank - it's not the size of the wand that counts - it's the magic in it!
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 6:15pm » |
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Cool Dave made the list too... I still think he is a hunk...
I printed this one yesterday... Thanks Leesa you have great taste... love ree
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 19th, 2004, 6:21pm » |
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well Ree, as pretty as you are it kinda figures you would have hooked up with a 'hunk'.
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on Nov 19th, 2004, 5:29pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:
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Wanna bet.......?
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Jonny, Jonny, I am beginning to wonder if the bath house stories have a smidgen of truth. How do you know that size matters? 
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Re: The fine traits to look in a CH man.........
« Reply #23 on: Nov 20th, 2004, 8:21am » |
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Well size makes the difference between an ooooh and an aaaah doesn't it?!!
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