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I just don't know what else to do! (nch)
« on: Nov 14th, 2004, 4:34pm » |
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Two friends are out drinking one night when one turns to the other, sighs then says, "I just don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blow job?' ...And she's always sound asleep.
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Re: I just don't know what else to do! (nch)
« Reply #1 on: Nov 14th, 2004, 4:41pm » |
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LMFAO 
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 14th, 2004, 5:04pm » |
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oh shit that's funny, I gotta remember that. LMAO!
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Re: I just don't know what else to do! (nch)
« Reply #3 on: Nov 14th, 2004, 6:59pm » |
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Works for me
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 14th, 2004, 8:31pm » |
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I just read this to hubby and he says "Who does that sound like?" heeheehee - happens in my house quite a lot.....
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Re: I just don't know what else to do! (nch)
« Reply #5 on: Nov 15th, 2004, 2:43am » |
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Staying out late, or the BJ?
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Re: I just don't know what else to do! (nch)
« Reply #6 on: Nov 15th, 2004, 10:26am » |
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ROFLMAO!
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