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How to make your boss nervous......
« on: Nov 11th, 2004, 5:15pm » |
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Call her at 9 AM I ask for assistance in searching for credentialing opportunities to expand your resume. At 2PM she called back and offered me a position as lead consultant to a social service/property management company we contract out to. The management company has over 5000 units of congregate living in Boston serving numerous types of populations. My new, to be negotiated, salary will be in addition to my current salary. Consult scheduling to be completely up to me. I think the 9 AM call mentioning the word "resume" got her a little nervous. LOL Life just got sweeter!
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #1 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 5:16pm » |
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unless she reads that post....
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #2 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 5:19pm » |
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Yeah. I hope she dont have CH. I can see the next paycheck Pay to: YOU SUCK Amount $0.00
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #3 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 6:16pm » |
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congrats ,way to go Don Boonie
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #4 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 6:30pm » |
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YHer a nasty,evil SOB and I'm glad to know ya
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #5 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 7:06pm » |
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Im the boss.....Try me!
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #6 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 7:12pm » |
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Just a way to move you out Don, these chick's ain't stupid. Lee
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #7 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 7:29pm » |
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Quote: I did. The sex was great but you forgot to make me a sandmoooch afterwards. Lazy bitch.
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #8 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 7:31pm » |
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on Nov 11th, 2004, 7:29pm, don wrote: I did. The sex was great but you forgot to make me a sandmoooch afterwards. Lazy bitch. |
| Thats because I figured your belly was full after I was done with you
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #9 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 7:50pm » |
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Quote:Just a way to move you out Don |
| Not a chance. I'm their breath of fresh air in their world of cubicles and corporate robots. I drove to the corporate office for Halloween, put a mask on and went desk to desk with a plastic gun and a pillow case trick or treating for money. Got three phone numbers.
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #10 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 1:26am » |
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Terrific Don. I hope you and Jonny won't be leaving us . God you guys are sickening.... Charlie
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #11 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 2:23am » |
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Hmmm... let's see, I have done one dissertation and one essay about gender roles, which meant a lot of studying feminism. Conclusion? Chicks are hard as nails! That's why we're the ones who give birth.... Okay, I'll just stop here.
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #12 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 7:47am » |
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Maybe you do a good job and the resume question made her think of losing you and you were already being considered for this job. Timing was good. Maybe she just realized you worked there and looked worse than the third world children on the aid commercials and you tugged some heartstrings. Great news Don, deserving I'm sure. Sometimes subtle tact like that has big repercussions. I'm going to see my boss and brandish a Burger King application and watch her sweat. thanks. Kevin M
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #13 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 11:04am » |
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on Nov 11th, 2004, 7:31pm, Jonny wrote: Thats because I figured your belly was full after I was done with you |
| All I can say is EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW Not the visial that I wanted first thing in the am......
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Re: How to make your boss nervous......
« Reply #14 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 11:32am » |
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Quote:Maybe you do a good job and the resume question made her think of losing you and you were already being considered for this job. Timing was good |
| You nailed it. A corporate robot spilled the beans to me this morning. Quote:third world children on the aid commercials and you tugged some heartstrings. |
| I have been known to visit the corporate office looking for food scraps. Mighta helped.
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 11:39am » |
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I guess this means you'll be making a large donation to OUCH soon !! Way to go Don !! Unsolved
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 12th, 2004, 11:41am » |
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Quote:I guess this means you'll be making a large donation to OUCH soon !! |
| Yup. Soon as my coffee mugs arrive.
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