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Jeepgun
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare! I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have an adjoining room. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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Ronny
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #1 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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Bwahahaha,
Nice one...
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #2 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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I didn't know you were changing jobs Jeepie?!!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Jeepgun
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If THAT job were available, I'd be home right now, packing my bags! WHOO-HOO!!
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #4 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 2:29pm » |
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LOL
Thanks, I needed that.
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #5 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 2:31pm » |
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Shit. For that, I'd fake a license. 
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Re: Welfare
« Reply #6 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 2:31pm » |
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Bwahaha!
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Rock beats Scissors.
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