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kimmiedawn81
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Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« on: Nov 10th, 2004, 1:54am » |
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OK, I work in a retail store and I went to the Chinese restaurant next door on my lunch break. I was waiting for my food and a couple had sat about 5 feet away from me. A few minutes later I heard this sound, "Meow, meow, meow," the girl had a phone with a ringer that said, "Meow." I expected some Chinese restaurant worker to run out into the dining area yelling, "Come back here, you main dish."
Sorry, just thought it was funny.
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #1 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 3:12am » |
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #2 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 9:04am » |
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Chinese fortune cookie: "That wasn't chicken."
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #3 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 9:09am » |
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Thank God I can't eat chinese food anymore huh?! I had a very unfortunate experience with a chinese takeaway about ten years ago when I found a claw. I took it to the local trading standards who couldn't identify it so they sent it off to the royal cloeege of vetinarians who identified it as badger.
It was about five years before I could face chinese food again and now with coeliac disease I can't eat it at all. Thankfully after reading this Kimmie I don't miss it!
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #4 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 9:18am » |
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Meat is meat. If you knew what half of the so called meat that you eat really is, you'd probably become a vegitarian.
Myself, I'd eat roadkill as long as it hasn't started to rot.
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #5 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 1:10pm » |
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Taking the kitty out for a wok?
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #6 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 1:58pm » |
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #7 on: Nov 10th, 2004, 2:25pm » |
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #8 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 12:23am » |
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A badger.....no way ?? Oh man I 'love' chinese......not much of a good excuse for that one. Oh good grief......now that would of FLIPPED me out ! I'm NOT much of a meat eater but I do love the chinese chicken dishes. Well....I did ! Kids found cat carcass's in an alley near a Chinese resturant we had in town years ago and put the place out of business. Now that is just WRONG.....wonder if they really do that tho !! (I know they do over there.....but here ?) When is a meow too much Pam
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Re: Chinese Restaurant dinner (funny)
« Reply #9 on: Nov 11th, 2004, 5:14pm » |
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