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http://www.nbc4.tv/news/3899175/detail.html
(My editorial)
"Apparently, his next of kindling went all to pieces when they heard the news, and wondered what he wood have done differently." 
Okay... Okay... I'm going, now... 
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #1 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #2 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:18pm » |
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accidental Fargo...
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #3 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:18pm » |
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Some people shouldn't be allowed any where near heavy equipment.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #4 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:20pm » |
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"When asked for comment, the other workers said that Miguel's last words were, 'RIIIIIOWWWWWWWRRRRR!!!' as he exited the chipper." 
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #5 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:24pm » |
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Quote:| The other members of the three-person crew were clearing branches in a tree and did not see the accident. |
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Later they found him and exclaimed "Here he is. And here he is. And here he is over here. And there he is over there."
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That would be the understatement of the week!
Rest In Piece(s), Miguel
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #6 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 4:25pm » |
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LMAO, Bob!
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #7 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 6:05pm » |
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Wow, and I thought I was feeling chipper today...
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #8 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 7:33pm » |
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Chip off the ol block that boy.
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #9 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 7:34pm » |
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Yeah, massive injury.
Vig I live pretty close to Fargo. I don't have a chipper though.
Maybe my snowblower would work. LOL
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #10 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 7:38pm » |
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Want some dip to go with those chips?
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #11 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 8:06pm » |
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I bet I know what song they play at his funeral....
I faaaaaaaall to PIECES!!
Tacky, tacky, tacky I know.
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #12 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 8:46pm » |
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ROFLMAO!! Oh, you folks are GOOD!! LMAO!!
I guess his bark wasn't nearly as bad as his bite? (Or the bite of the chipper, anyway!)
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #13 on: Nov 9th, 2004, 10:19am » |
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How many Miguel's does it take to oil a chipper?
Just one when you run him through correctly.
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Re: Darwin Awards Candidate
« Reply #14 on: Nov 9th, 2004, 11:41am » |
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Do You Know The Way To San Jose? ('cause Miguel sure the fuck doesn't!!)
His family tree had several branches?
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