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famous nani quotes
« on: Nov 7th, 2004, 2:09pm » |
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Since I share profound quotes of others, I thought you might like to hear some of my own words of wisdom from throughout the years... (in somewhat chronological order...)
"No, my Mom's just a little eccentric."
"It doesn't matter if I start smoking at 11, I can quit ANYTIME I WANT!"
"Hey, pass that this way, Bogart!"
"You can't knock me up if you ..."
"He'll change as soon as we're married."
"Till death do us part..."
"I can do this without any drugs." (1st labor and delivery)
"For the love of God...somebody get me some #@%#@& drugs!!!"(second labor and delivery)
"How much for the no joint property divorce?"
"Hey you, whatever you're name is, it's your lucky night..."
"No, really, it's in the mail."
"I think I found the true love of my life!"
"He'll change as soon as we're married."
"Till death do us part."
"How many damned divorces to you have to handle for me before I get the volume discount?"
"Pass that this way, Bogart."
"I can't wait to be a Grandma... all the joy, none of the work..."
And my number one favorite quote:
" What the hell is a cluster headache? I'm positive this is just a sinus infection!"
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Re: famous nani quotes
« Reply #2 on: Nov 7th, 2004, 2:16pm » |
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"Since Jonny's boot is always in someone's ass, his head must be in his" 
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Re: famous nani quotes
« Reply #4 on: Nov 7th, 2004, 3:04pm » |
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 7th, 2004, 3:08pm » |
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: famous nani quotes
« Reply #6 on: Nov 7th, 2004, 6:18pm » |
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 Nani! "You have the makings of a real smartarse!!" (Olympia Dukakis from Steel Magnolias)
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Re: famous nani quotes
« Reply #7 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 9:57am » |
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Nani, wonderful! Keep 'em coming!
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