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alleyoop
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Carnival Cruise Lines
« on: Nov 6th, 2004, 10:15am » |
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We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be reelected President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead" , Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Fun Ship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser, Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.
Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffle board"Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing!
Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures
Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
"Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom!
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Donna_D.
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Re: Carnival Cruise Lines
« Reply #2 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 10:54am » |
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I heard the menu on board will consist mainly of crow....
DD
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Re: Carnival Cruise Lines
« Reply #3 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 11:12am » |
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OMG! The true punishment..............ITS CARNIVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I keep my political opinions to myself........mostly......BUT, OMG...Carnival..the ship of anklebiters.now THAT is punishment......
Raising a glass of champagne.anyone wish to join??
Cathi
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Re: Carnival Cruise Lines
« Reply #4 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 11:32am » |
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on Nov 6th, 2004, 10:40am, john_d wrote:
Yeah John... Interesting story indeed... curious to see if this will really shows im six months 
We're only 32 millions here... so we got enough space to welcome some of you for sure... You'll have to bring your tuque though...
Phil
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Re: Carnival Cruise Lines
« Reply #6 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 12:52pm » |
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I saw the website John... this is funny... I wonder if it's for real though... I think it's not a bad idea however
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Re: Carnival Cruise Lines
« Reply #7 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 1:29pm » |
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on Nov 6th, 2004, 10:15am, alleyoop wrote:We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be reelected President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead", Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Fun Ship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser, Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.
Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl",
Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffle board"Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing!
Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures
Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
"Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom!
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now thats funny i dont care who you are!!!
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Re: Carnival Cruise Lines
« Reply #8 on: Nov 6th, 2004, 3:44pm » |
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I would be happy to contribute if any don't have the fare. 
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