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Jeepgun
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(With apologies to dear Edgar Allen Poe)
Once upon a midnight dreary
I awoke with vision bleary
My eye was swelled, my nose did itch
That headache really was a bitch
I struggled for my O2 bottle
I turned that fawker up full-throttle
I felt relief and that was that
Until I stepped right on the cat
She screeched, she yowled
She was a ho
She scratched my legs
She hurt me so
So if you wake some midnight dreary
Scream awake with vision bleary
Grab your meds, and quick at that
But watch out for the FAWKIN' CAT!!
 
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #1 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 4:57pm » |
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That was absolutely brilliant! I'm in total awe of your talent Frank.
Now where is Vig?
VIG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put that one to a picture!!
Can I copy that to stick up on the wall please?!
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #2 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 5:04pm » |
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ROFL! Go for it! (Damn cat, anyway...) LOL!
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #3 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 5:14pm » |
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must be bored today...
Hey!
I just noticed...
Where's the punctuation?
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #4 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 5:21pm » |
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I stand by what I said yesterday.. you boys need to get into selling these!
I'll be your UK agent!! ( Sheesh I'd spend all my commission buying them!)
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #5 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 5:55pm » |
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LMMFAO!
Good one Jeep.
Good one Vig.
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #6 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 5:58pm » |
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OMG, Frank I love your poem
Perfecty picture to put with it Paul
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #7 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 6:16pm » |
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The shoes. Where are the shoes!?
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #8 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 10:46pm » |
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ahhh, I just love this place!
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #9 on: Nov 5th, 2004, 10:52pm » |
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Thank you gentlemen, once again something enticing both to the eyes and the grey matter.
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #10 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 11:37am » |
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She's beautiful, Paul! Thanks! (Punctuation? We don't need no steenkin' punctuation!)
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #11 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 3:49pm » |
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in poetry there isnt a need for punctuation... but you can use CAPS IF YA WANT.............RIGHT JEEPSTER.....?
AND A FEW~~~~ cuz Don likes those............ hehe ree
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Re: The Raven Gets A Headache
« Reply #12 on: Nov 8th, 2004, 3:50pm » |
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ROFL! THAT'S RIGHT, REE!
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