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BobG
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for men with a problem
« on: Oct 31st, 2004, 8:33pm » |
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Did ya see the sales pitch for Cialis over in the Guest Book? (Cialis is a hardener for men with a problem.)
It comes with the warning:
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Medical attention my ass!
If I ever have a 4 hour erection I sure as hell ain’t going to the doctor. I’m heading straight for Cherrie’s Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
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It doesn't say what Cialis will do for a cluster attack.
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 8:53pm » |
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After seeing 5'000'000 + ads for Cialas, Enzyte, Viagra, etc. I have to say my favorite one was on SNL a few weeks back. Dr Porkenhiemers Boner Juice! Except at the end of their ad it said "If you have an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, be sure to call all of your friends and brag about it." 
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 8:53pm » |
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Quote:It doesn't say what Cialis will do for a cluster attack.
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WHO CARES! Got an address for that Bunny Ranch?
My order is in.
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Re: for men with a problem
« Reply #3 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 9:38pm » |
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Yes and hope his office doesn't have revolving doors. 
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Re: for men with a problem
« Reply #4 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 9:41pm » |
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I tried viagra once and grew 6" taller. I guess when people call me a prick, they're right! 
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Re: for men with a solution
« Reply #5 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 9:55pm » |
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Go ahead...laff it up. Make fun of all the middle aged men (you know who you are) with an.......ahem.......problem. Or solution.
1. Don't take Viagra in cycle. Ever.
2. If Viagra bugs you, don't even THINK about Cialis. Really.
3 hrs, 52 minutes,
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 5:12am » |
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These things are vasodilators, and vasodilators are likely to cause headaches.
For me, Viagra (50mg) will precipitate a ch. Cialis (10mg) does not. Viagra seems to me to land like a 2x4 in its prescribed effects; Cialis is more like a gentle push. The only thing I can figure is that the Cialis releases more slowly.
Apparently, mileage varies.
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Re: for men with a problem
« Reply #7 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 8:50am » |
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on Nov 1st, 2004, 5:12am, thudpucker wrote: The only thing I can figure is that the Cialis releases more slowly.
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The 3 products (Viagra [Pfizer], Levitra [Bayer AG and GSK], Cialis [Lilly ICOS]) are not quite the same. Your analogy is close, though.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 11:11am » |
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on Nov 1st, 2004, 5:12am, thudpucker wrote:| Apparently, mileage varies. |
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Inches, too.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 11:42am » |
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 4:45pm » |
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only if you chop it in half!!!
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Re: for men with a solution
« Reply #11 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 4:48pm » |
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on Oct 31st, 2004, 9:55pm, Mr. Happy wrote:Go ahead...laff it up. Make fun of all the middle aged men (you know who you are) with an.......ahem.......problem. Or solution.
1. Don't take Viagra in cycle. Ever.
2. If Viagra bugs you, don't even THINK about Cialis. Really.
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 5:07pm » |
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I am not a guy, but I just have to say Don is feeling pretty peppy these last few days!!! What's up Don????   LMAO!!!!
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