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athos
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Funny but stupid
« on: Oct 30th, 2004, 4:52pm » |
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him ....what? (This is so bad it's good...)—a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #1 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 5:01pm » |
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LMAO Athos! That's too funny! thanx J. 
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #2 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 5:03pm » |
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #3 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 5:06pm » |
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I loved it... 
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #4 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 5:40pm » |
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That one took some puttin' together, the complexity is beyond my 'knock knock' mentality.
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #5 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 6:59pm » |
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LMAO!
If there ever was a blessing for this cursed affliction you guys are IT 
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 7:02pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2004, 4:52pm, athos wrote:| (This is so bad it's good...)—a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. |
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I like it!......even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious 
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 7:05pm » |
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LMFAO!!!
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #8 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 7:07pm » |
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on Oct 30th, 2004, 7:02pm, JDH wrote:
I like it!......even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious
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But IF you say it LOUD ENOUGH you'll always sound precocious!
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #9 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 7:19pm » |
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LMAO!
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Ya'll need to get OUT of the house!!!
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #11 on: Oct 31st, 2004, 9:04pm » |
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Yer killin' me...... 
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Re: Funny but stupid
« Reply #12 on: Nov 1st, 2004, 8:51am » |
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Coffee out the nose now dripping from my 20" flat panel monitor. 
Thanks for that laugh first thing in the morning.
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Then there was the mystic who decided to have his teeth worked on without anasthetic. Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.
There was also a dyslexic agnostic insomniac who would lie awake at night, wondering if there was a Dog.
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