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Jeepgun
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Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« on: Oct 28th, 2004, 4:00pm » |
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I'm sorry, but this is funny. I had to 
G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Teresa will smell that and think I've been in a wh*rehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a wh*rehouse smells like."
(damn filters, anyway....)
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #1 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 4:07pm » |
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Baa doop boom.
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #2 on: Oct 29th, 2004, 8:01am » |
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John Kerry is now blaming President Bush for what’s happening with the flu shots. Bush shot right back and said, "It’s pronounced 'Fallujah,' smarty pants."
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 29th, 2004, 8:55am » |
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I litterally laughed out loud. Thanks, Frank.
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 29th, 2004, 10:44am » |
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purty funny Doc.
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 29th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #6 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 1:37pm » |
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That was tooo funny.. 
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Re: Bush and Kerry at the barbershop....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 30th, 2004, 7:17pm » |
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Heeheeeeeeeeeeeee
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