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worked for me
« on: Oct 28th, 2004, 4:03am » |
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First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this,I did not believe this until I finnally tried it.
Tahitian noni Juice
check out the web site www.tni.com
For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.I have now bought in to the company and want to share it with everyone I can.I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.
Their research site is www.incc.org
If you want to try it use dist. # 1942570 or cal 800-445-2969.
This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.
Good luck.
Rockin
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Sure man my credit card number is 5555-4444-3333-2222-1111 02/69 
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #2 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 4:50am » |
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Quote:Posted by: rockin Posted on: Today at 03:03:13
First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this,I did not believe this until I finnally tried it.
Tahitian noni Juice
check out the web site www.tni.com
For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.I have now bought in to the company and want to share it with everyone I can.I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.
Their research site is www.incc.org
If you want to try it use dist. # 1942570 or cal 800-445-2969.
This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.
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Folks, it's put up or shut up time. I'll tell you what. We'll do a scientific study right here at ch.com.
You get your distributers to give out enough samples to each person interested in trying it for a month. You'll have to consult with each person individually as different people have a different numbers of attacks per day/month and I'm sure body weight will play into the amount that will constitute and effective dose.
You and/or your distributor will pay for the product and the shipping and provide any instructions for use that include possible interactions with medications and herbal supplements both prescription and OTC and forms for documenting success/failure. You will also provide warranty documentation as to the safety and sterility of the product. You and/or your distributors will also provide for any medical treatment including long term followup treatment necessary due to problems found to arise from ingesting your product.
If at the end of one month, your juice aborts all my attacks within a reasonable amount of time, say 15 minutes or less and keeps me pain free for that month, then and only then will I consider actually purchasing said juice.
If you and/or your distributors are not confident enough in your product to commit to such experimentation on this relatively small scale, then take your wares and never return to this website or any other cluster headache website peddling your junk. We will be perusing other support sites and informing the people there of the attempted product trials and their results or lack thereof.
If it really works that well, this little experiment will constitute a small investment that will possibly lead to massive sales of the stuff to cluster headaches sufferers world wide.
Balls in your court. Either play or go away.
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #3 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 7:34am » |
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For the low, low price of $42.00...you to can have less money
& feel no different then you normally would. 
I'm still trying to find out how Xeronine can have an affect on Clusters.
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Hey rocking,
didn't they teach you better in salesmanship 101?
 
Quack, quack, quack,......
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #5 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 9:30am » |
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on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:03am, rockin wrote:| This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me. |
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In eighth grade I once sold enough magazine subscriptions to see a movie, that was cool too.
I understand dude, you probably hit what we call the "wall"... sold all you could to mom and grandma and you're looking to branch out.
pm me, we'll talk.
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #6 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 9:34am » |
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This is kinda weird. When I am not in cycle, I have a migraine from time to time. I can take a half of an Imitrex pill and it will go away in an hour or so.
Anyway, a few months ago I was at the Pharmacy getting a refill on Imitrex when the girl asked if I had ever heard of Tahitian Noni Juice. She showed me a bottle. They only had 2 and they were expensive,. About $40 if I remember. She has migraines and said that last year she bought a bottle and I can't remember now how much she took when she got a migraine but she said it knocks them for her. She said it probably wouldn't do much for a cluster and even if it did would be too slow. But she said it sure worked for her migraines.
And you KNOW I ain't selling nothing.
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #7 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 9:42am » |
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The International Noni Communication Council™ (INCC)
How about some ninny juice?
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #8 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 9:51am » |
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You know what dude... we have a weekly special TV show about fraud here in Quebec... and last week they were talking about that stuff... Well... I think it's bad news for you rockin... Some on these bottle were even sold in some gas station... can you belive this...
I'm wondering why these "Worked for me" thread instigators are always newbies on the MB... This is suspicious... 
So.. this is for you... 
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I lead a normal life whether I am taking Verapamil or not. Besides, that Tahitian noni Juice makes my nuts itch really bad.
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #10 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:06am » |
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Pegase, is that the "Watch me pull an idiot out of my hat" smilie? So, noni juice is the new elixer of '04? Waiting to see one of these guys in the white on white suits and carpet bags by his side...reminds me of Outlaw Josie Wales....
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #11 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:16am » |
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on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:06am, Tom K wrote:Pegase, is that the "Watch me pull an idiot out of my hat" smilie?
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Yeah Tom kinda... but to be more specific it should be "Watch me bash this idiot if he shows his face again"
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on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:03am, rockin wrote:| For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.I have now bought in to the company and want to share it with everyone I can.I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend. |
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hmmm, so you specifically lurked and learned CH lingo in order to con folks who are suffering from ch. Well I certainly hope you will die soon, have a nice day 
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #13 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:21am » |
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Thanks for sharing Frank! 
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #14 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:22am » |
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Nice new avatar John 
Nice day dude
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #15 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:32am » |
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Quote:| First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this,I did not believe this until I finnally tried it. |
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.... OMFG.... Diet Dr. Pepper really tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper???
You lyin' sumbitch......
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #16 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:38am » |
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Do the people who start these kinds of threads realize how stupid they make themselves look?
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on Oct 28th, 2004, 10:21am, nani wrote:
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Oh, you're welcome. You don't wanna know what the sea-salt/kelp extract does to me! LMAO!! 
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #18 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:43am » |
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From The FDA
April 29, 2004
WARNING LETTER
SJN-04-06
Quote:| Because these products are not generally recognized as safe and effective when used as indicated in their labeling, they are “new drugs” as defined under section 201 (p) of the Act. Therefore, under section 505(a) of the Act, these products may not be legally marketed in the United States without an approved New Drug Application. |
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #19 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 10:46am » |
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Taken from Lord Bungholes advertised website:
But in the early 90s, food scientist John Wadsworth (assloads worth of joke material right there) got wind of noni fruit, and he went to Tahiti to find out more. What he found was a fruit high in antioxidants and rich in a history of helping people. He partnered with other scientists and spent nearly three years formulating TAHITIAN NONI® Juice—a product that has never been duplicated.
So... 'TNI' could stand for Two Numbnutted Imbeciles... right?
Besides... Tahiti is owned by the French... and I don't want no fuckin' Freedom Juice for my God damned head.
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oh man....not the noni juice again 
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #21 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 12:01pm » |
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I like Gators suggestion but I don't think he will be taken up on his kind offer sadly! Being new to all this I am very grateful for everyone here watching out for the muppets who try and sell rubbish, I don't think I'd have been taken in by this one.. I'm not quite THAT thick but some others have seemed more reasonable at times which just shows how much we need your diligence!
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Hey, Rockin'! If you like the Noni juice so much, pound a 50-gallon drum of it up your azz! 
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #23 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 12:54pm » |
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on Oct 28th, 2004, 4:03am, rockin wrote:First,for all you people that are going to bash me for this, Tahitian noni Juice
Bash you? Why would anyone do that?
Let's see...You sign in with a fake name. Why are you hiding your identity? You want our money for a phony, possibly dangerous, quack substance of unknow quality and then think someone will bash you. Have you been posting this crap at other website and been bashed there?
For the first time in 20 years,I am off verapamil and living a normal life again.
BFD! I've been off verapimil for over 57 years. Are you saying that verapamil caused you clusters? You now have a normal life? Selling quackery is normal? You're a thief and a liar.
I have not had a cycle since I started taking this stuff.
Stuff? You refer to a product that you expect people to buy as STUFF?
I have now bought in to the company
Sucker
and want to share it with everyone I can.
But, only if you make a profit, right?
I am joining a study on cluster head aches next month and I plan on introducing this stuff to all that attend.
Would you care to tell us where and when this study will take place? Or is that a secret Nonihead study?
Their research site is www.incc.org
If you want to try it use dist. # 1942570 or cal 800-iam-ajerk.
This stuff is the greatest thing that ever happen to me.Stuff is the greatest? You poor pitiful slob. You must have a really shitty life.
My Good luck will empty your bank account but I don't care.
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Re: worked for me
« Reply #24 on: Oct 28th, 2004, 1:17pm » |
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