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Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« on: Oct 21st, 2004, 10:46pm » |
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Talking with a guy on instant messenger and I mentioned to him that I suffer from cluster headaches and.......
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Quote:| mix 1cup of apple cider vinegar with one cup of honey and 6 cloves of garlic, put into a blender for a minute, pour into a GLASS jar and refridgerate for 5 days, from there take 2 tablesspoons each morning and evening with grape juice and you'll be rid of those pesty headaches forever |
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #1 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 10:50pm » |
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 damn and it's been so simple all this time 
Sure that ain't a recipe for some kinda wine?
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #2 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 10:51pm » |
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #3 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 10:53pm » |
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mmmm boy that sounds good.
But you only get 2 tablespoons a day?
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #4 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 11:37pm » |
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on Oct 21st, 2004, 10:53pm, vig wrote:mmmm boy that sounds good.
But you only get 2 tablespoons a day?
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I need at least 3 to touch any of my CH's lol
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #5 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 11:53pm » |
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A coworker once told me to try apple cider vinegar and honey in a cup of hot water to get rid of nausea and a sour stomach. It actually worked. Garlic and grape juice are supposed to be good for you, too, but I don't see that helping a headache.
Sounds like another one of them Yule Gibbons (sp?) types.
Anyone remember him and what product he did commercials for many moons ago?
Time to show your age, folks!
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #6 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:44am » |
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Grape Nuts, I think. That remedy sounds like it came out of a book called Vermont Folk Medicine. My mother read it waaay back when I was a kid and she'd make us down a glass of water,cider vinegar and honey EVERY SINGLE DAY. Never felt any better (not sure I ever felt too bad) and to this day I cannot stand honey or cider vinegar. So - if it's the cure we're all looking for - I'll have to pass. 
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......
« Reply #7 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:55am » |
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Go ahead. Laff it up..........but Den and Georgia had minutory success with the vinegar/blue cheese chest rub. And then there's the whole Brown Apples thingie: http://www.clusterheadaches.org/resources/non_script_treat.htm
Who am I to mock,
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Edited cuz I "copy and pasted" crap in all the wrong places.
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #8 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 1:30am » |
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on Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:44am, nani wrote:
Bingo! Give that lady a ceegar. Yule would hike up and say, "You ever eat a pine tree? Some parts are edible, you know." Then go on about how natural and healthy Grapenuts were. When he died, it was a big joke that he got ahold of the wrong part of a pine tree.
Amazing the trivial crap we remember and the important stuff we forget.
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #9 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 9:50am » |
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......
« Reply #10 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:38am » |
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on Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:55am, Mr. Happy wrote:
face it. He just wanted the CHest rub. The vinegar and blue CHeese was just a trick.
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #11 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 10:44am » |
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Quote:| mix 1cup of apple cider vinegar with one cup of honey and 6 cloves of garlic, put into a blender for a minute, pour into a GLASS jar and refridgerate for 5 days, from there take 2 tablesspoons each morning and evening with grape juice and you'll be rid of those pesty headaches forever |
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This makes a GREAT marinade for pork chops on the grill!!!!
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #12 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 11:59am » |
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Yeah but Den and Georgia are weird.
Not sure what that combination would do to something as old as my tummy. Bleaugh.
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #13 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:12pm » |
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Your tummy isn't old Charlie! Its MIDDLE aged and always will be!!
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #14 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:15pm » |
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Them "pesty" little suicide headaches.
Always wear clean underwear in case you have to go to the hospital.
Geeeze Ma can think of other reasons ! LMAO
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #15 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 4:01pm » |
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My friend IM'd me yesterday and said, "Are you still having those bad headaches?"
I said yup.
He said, "Have you ever considered cutting out your brain? I would think that would solve the problem!"
I said..."Yes, I've repeatedly asked for a transplant. But then again, that might be kind of weird."
He said, "Yeah...someone else's brain. Weird."
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #16 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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Hi,
You know, this recipe can never work.
That guy forgot the two most important ingredients:
Nail clippings from a PF person and a chicken paw.
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #17 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 4:44pm » |
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on Oct 21st, 2004, 11:37pm, E-Double wrote:
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MY mom say's we don't eat enough soup... Im not kidding........ ree
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #18 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 5:12pm » |
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on Oct 22nd, 2004, 4:44pm, Ree wrote:
MY mom say's we don't eat enough soup... Im not kidding........ ree
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NO SOUP FORRR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #19 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 5:49pm » |
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on Oct 22nd, 2004, 4:44pm, Ree wrote:
MY mom say's we don't eat enough soup... Im not kidding........ ree
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All my mom says is "Now you know I feel?" She is a Migraine sufferer....... Not so say that she does not get bad HA, but the worse I ever saw was about 1 every 3 months. After 15+ months stright I think I am ready to scream at her.
Sorry I Digress. Personally, I Have to agree that it sounds like a hell of a good marinade.
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #20 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 6:04pm » |
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« Reply #21 on: Oct 23rd, 2004, 5:30am » |
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Yule also said to blend some of this stuff from the pine trees. Someone asked him "how?" He said just plug the blender into a "wild currant" bush......
Geezzz I'm older than Charlie....... 
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Re: Now I've heard it all.......(on topic)
« Reply #22 on: Oct 23rd, 2004, 8:54am » |
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Didn't He die at an awards dinner, when someone fed him a plate of Astro Turf?
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