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ClusterChuck
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Is he dead?
« on: Oct 21st, 2004, 2:22pm » |
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Ok, I am not dead ... YET!!! Ha-ha!!
I have not been around much, and have not posted for a long time. My life has been rather hectic. And, YES, I am trying to have a life!
I am finally working, for my former partners. They are family, and know my worth and trust me. I am doing maintenance work for all of our stores, setting up new stores, and remodeling the older ones. On top of that, I have been doing a lot of installations of satellite systems for the Dish Network service that the stores sell. I am trying to cut back my hours to less than 18 hours a day, seven days a week. It is difficult to do, as I have to work around my CH hits, which have slowed quite a bit, to only about 6 or 8 a day! YEAH!! Working those hours has hurt my relationship with my daughter, Stephanie (Dad’s Angel), and she has resorted back to many of her old (and VERY bad) ways. My wife and I are still trying to figure out how to deal with THAT!!! Raising my two boys was SO much easier than raising these two girls!!! WIMMINS!!! UGGGHH!!!
My wife and I are seeing a lawyer today to get this divorce out of the way. She is still convinced that it is what she wants to do. Guess it is time to turn gay, as I can’t deal with having another hetro relationship. It takes too much out of me. On the 27th of this month, it will be 30 years we have been married.
My CH has slowed a lot, as I stated, and I have not had anymore heart attacks (knock on wood). I think seven is enough. My biggest health concern right now is not my head, but the other end ... HEMORROIDS!!! Talk about a pain in the ass, LITERALLY!!! The surgeon did a procedure yesterday, to relieve the pressure, and remove the huge blood clot, but will have to wait for the swelling to go down before they can actually deal with the hemorrhoid, itself. Wonderful!!! I told the surgeon, yesterday, that with all the poking and fondling that I was receiving on my ass, could I at least get a kiss? He told me, no, and no fancy dinner either! DAMN!!! I wonder if that means no going out to the movies, too? (BTW, Jonny, take it easy on my ass for a few days, PLEASE???)
I also have a new member of the family. His name is Nicky. He is a six year old blue and gold macaw. He is AWSOME!!! But I have to go get his wings clipped, as he flew up to the roof of the townhouse next to mine the other day, and waited there for me to come up and get him down! He loves spending time in the room with me, or on me. I am taking him in the car with me a lot, and he seems to be getting used to it, and liking it, although he insists on sitting on my shoulder while in the car, and I hear that is not a good habit to get into, as that beak of his is HUGE and sharp! I am kind of attached to keeping my ears on the side of my head! But he has shown no signs of trying to bite them. From his head to the tip of his tail, he is about 35 inches long. He has about a 100 word vocabulary, but only uses it when he is by himself. Some words, and his imitation of my smoker’s cough, sound just like a human! The first time I heard him, I thought someone was in the kitchen!
Svenn, I hope you are not too mad at me! I am still here! Love you, Bente!!
Tara, SO glad to see you again!
Dan, Big Dan, Leesa, Dave, Jayne, Kim, Ree, Michelle, Cathi, Cat, Jonny, Elaine, Mark, Ozzie, DonnaD, DonnaH, Luke, Pittsburg Joe, Nancy, Pegg, Pepper, Tracey, Mel, Becky, Paul, Thomas, Edna, Charlie, Zazi, Luciano, Billy, Minnie, Frank, Tianna, Judy, Jean, Woobie, Ramon, Linda, Deb, Deej, Steve, Bill, Randy, Jackie, and Lord knows, I have forgotten to list MANY, but I love ya all!!!
I will try to be better about keeping yall informed!
The missing Knucklehead, and convention Crossdresser,
Chuck
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #1 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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Damn Chuckles... I miss those pearly white cheeks of yours... *sniff*
Glad you're heads easin' up Bro... hope the ass gets better too.
Sunny side up, mah man.
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on Oct 21st, 2004, 2:22pm, ClusterChuck wrote:
I will try to be better about keeping yall informed!
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Yes, you should really work on improving in that area.
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #3 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 3:21pm » |
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A likely story Chuck. 
Wow. What a guy.....Wish I were half the man you are.....what am I saying?
Yikes Chuck.
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 4:28pm » |
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on Oct 21st, 2004, 2:22pm, ClusterChuck wrote:Guess it is time to turn gay .............
My biggest concern right now is the other end ... HEMORROIDS!!! |
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #5 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 4:56pm » |
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Even *I* made the list!!
I figured you weren't dead, didn't hear of any celebration in the Carolinas.
Good to hear you're working, even if it 16-18 hours, that is inspiration for those that can't/won't deal with the fact that CH is here to stay and life goes on. Something to be proud of dear Chuckles.
Keep us informed and next time use lubrication if you're gonna get screwed by a lawyer....oh...my bad, different reason for the pain in the a s s? Oh, well the advice works the same.
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How much you making on the new job? 
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #7 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 6:26pm » |
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Sooooo glad to hear from you chuck! Glad you are working too....a little much tho! I finally starting working again too but waaaaaaaaayyyyy less hours than you lol in my whole work week you almost complete in one day! Sorry to hear about all the stresses going on in your family. As for the pain in the ass thing you surely have MY sympathy, I had some of those nasty things removed after I had Sammie. That is some serious pain. But we be clusterheads, we be dealin with the worst of the worst anyway. Hope to be seeing more of ya. Try not to push yourself too hard workin ya dont be needin an 8th heartattack
As for the bird all I gotta say is FREAKIN SCARY!!!!! I was bit by a parrot when I was a kid, the dog and I chased by a goose when I was a teen, so I'm a scardey cat when it comes to those mean ol birdies.
TTYL!
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #8 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 9:27pm » |
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OMG ........
IT LIVES!!!!! IT LIVES!!!!!!!! 
So good to hear from you darlin! You stay away this long again and you won't have to worry about hemmoriods on your ass.....my boot will stuff them all back in it's way in! 
You I loves ya Chuck...(and all that ice down your pants didn't help you at all.....damn I'm crushed....)
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #9 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 9:36pm » |
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on Oct 21st, 2004, 6:26pm, taraann wrote:| As for the pain in the ass thing you surely have MY sympathy, I had some of those nasty things removed after I had Sammie. That is some serious pain. |
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You ain't just whistling Dixie either taraan! I had em cut out about twenty-five years ago. Of all the surgeries and other pain I've been through, that pain in the ass is the only one that even comes close to CH. I'll give you one bit of advice Chuck, that was given me before my surgery(which I didn't follow  ). After you come out of recovery, they'll bring you a big meal.
Don't eat it!
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #10 on: Oct 21st, 2004, 9:54pm » |
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Chuck,
I just have two words for you......
BITE ME!!!!
Ahhhhhhhh...I feel MUCH better now!!
I have missed you, my love~
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #11 on: Oct 22nd, 2004, 12:58pm » |
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Nice to see your back again. And your face.
Too many hours, tho, for someone with heart problems. Take it a little easier......we don't want to be sending you get well cards.
Hugs,
Donna H
Added: If you want to discuss teenage girl problems, drop me an e-mail. Been there, but see things more clearly now that the heat's off.
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #12 on: Oct 23rd, 2004, 3:31pm » |
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Hey Chuck!
Was glad to read your post - have missed them!!!
You sound freakin awsome chuck. Bizzy, hectic, crazed, but somehow just .......WAY GOOD. I hope that you are happy and healthy***Don't fret the roids, we all get em one time or nother - you'll live 
Best of luck with that new bird. A friend of mine has two McCaws - they have their own special room. Looks nicer than my entire house cept fer the bird poop. Looks like some work involved in keeping their place neat and clean
Don't worry about turning into anything other than yourself Life is a carnival, ehh?
Lotsa hugs and pf wishes headed yer way*
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Re: Is he dead?
« Reply #13 on: Oct 25th, 2004, 6:57am » |
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You've made my day pal!!!! Was great to hear from you, I've missed you and hope to catch up to you for some serious chat "REAL" soon.
(shouldn't a flaunted that damned ass of yours off at convention dude......if might be feeling betta now....LOL.... )
Love you Chuck and wishing you the best,
EDNA
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Glad you're not dead dude! Though according to John - Paul is dead. Does that leave one remaining Beatle?
Peace, and check in more often.
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