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Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:04pm » |
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So someone posted in the funnies about favorite pick up lines...
I just wondered what kind of CH specific lines could be used.
Hey baby wanna feel my lump?
How big is your tank?
Wanna see the size of my regulator?
Mine goes up to 15...
Is that an E or a D... Oh my god see the size of that H!?
Wanna Jab?
OooH baby my hair is on fire.
I love your droopy blood-shot eye
Your eyes are a sexy shade of crimson
Stick it to me
Any others????
Have fun!
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:09pm » |
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Hey babe, wanna see my auto-injector?
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:09pm » |
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So baby, are you chronic or episodic? tell daddy all about it. 
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:11pm » |
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I've got something you can bang!
oh...are you gonna prick me with that?
can I suck on that I've got a headache?
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:21pm » |
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Clusterheads do it with more intensity and frequency!!
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:24pm » |
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ohhh baby....I'd like to cluster your head.!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:24pm » |
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Dont hate me if I happen to kill you 
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:28pm » |
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They don't call me Head Banger for nothin!
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #8 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:33pm » |
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Is that a syringe in your pocket or are you really just a little prick?
(don't shoot me I couldn't help it)
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #9 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:44pm » |
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your tank or mine
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #10 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:45pm » |
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Can I suck on your bag... 
Outta here...................
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Suck it up Princess...
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If you massage my head I promise to inject you.
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on Oct 18th, 2004, 8:45pm, broomhilda wrote:Can I suck on your bag...
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...but your footprints remain, lol
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« Reply #13 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 8:52pm » |
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oh GOD I am so happy I am married....
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 9:14pm » |
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on Oct 18th, 2004, 8:52pm, cschick wrote:| oh GOD I am so happy I am married.... |
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I have to be honest, you are going to have a hard time picking anyone up with that line  lol
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #15 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 9:52pm » |
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I have to be honest, you are going to have a hard time picking anyone up with that line lol |
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ROFLMAO
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #16 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 10:37pm » |
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"When I was young I used the guick jab method. But now that I'm older...I go for the slow back & forth rocking." oh yeah...& I better bring the kleenex. Sometimes it gets messy.
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« Reply #17 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 10:44pm » |
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heehehee - you guys honestly believe I wanna be stuck with a Clusterhead? If I ever get divorced the first thing I would ask when I met someone - you don't get CHs, right?  We aren't very fun night partners!! 
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #18 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 10:44pm » |
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Regulators...Mount up!
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« Reply #19 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 10:49pm » |
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omg lmao!!! you all are nuts.
ok, ok.....
I'll show you my hypomathingy if you show me yours...
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #20 on: Oct 19th, 2004, 8:24am » |
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on Oct 18th, 2004, 8:33pm, Redd715 wrote:Is that a syringe in your pocket or are you really just a little prick?
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THAT is funny!....not that I've heard it before.
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« Reply #21 on: Oct 19th, 2004, 9:54am » |
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Walls aren't the only thing I bang well.
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #22 on: Oct 19th, 2004, 3:50pm » |
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on Oct 18th, 2004, 10:37pm, Jimmy_B wrote:
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Re: Clusterhead Pick up lines....
« Reply #23 on: Oct 19th, 2004, 3:52pm » |
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on Oct 18th, 2004, 10:44pm, cschick wrote:heehehee - you guys honestly believe I wanna be stuck with a Clusterhead? If I ever get divorced the first thing I would ask when I met someone - you don't get CHs, right? We aren't very fun night partners!!
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But what wonderful dance partners we all are
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
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« Reply #24 on: Oct 19th, 2004, 3:52pm » |
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Get over here and rub my head.
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