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I currently have a yard full of about 200 inlaws. Every one of them dysfunctional. A five piece band just butchered an Eric Clapton tune and my bathroom has a line outside the door.
Peter Frampton. NO NO NO NO! STOP!
I'm about to pepper spray the singer!
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:30pm » |
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OPEN HOUSE.... Woooohoooooo 
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:33pm » |
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The caterer is some guy right outta the Sopranos. I'll slip him $50.00 to take out the guitarist.
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #3 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:36pm » |
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Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE 
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #4 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:40pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2004, 4:36pm, Jonny wrote:| Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE |
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One person can only suck so much. Sounds like Don's got his hand'smouth full! 
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I know that the Good Lord won't put any more on you than you can stand, but sometimes I wish He weren't quite so PROUD of ME!
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:44pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2004, 4:40pm, alleyoop wrote:
One person can only suck so much. Sounds like Don's got his hand'smouth full!
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #6 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:44pm » |
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Must be saving the Barry Manilow for the finale.
I only got pizza and a football game. You have all the fun Don.
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #7 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 4:47pm » |
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Good Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Hey Don, tellem to play Eric Clapton's acoustic "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" 
I know yer prolly havin a testy time rite now, but remember..............KEEP SMILIN
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #8 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:00pm » |
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You must have done something wrong in a previous life to be punished in this way! They can't stay forever!
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #9 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:02pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2004, 5:00pm, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:You must have done something wrong in a previous life to be punished in this way! They can't stay forever!
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I think he's hoping they don't come forever!
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I know that the Good Lord won't put any more on you than you can stand, but sometimes I wish He weren't quite so PROUD of ME!
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:05pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2004, 4:44pm, Kevin_M wrote:I only got pizza and a football game. You have all the fun Don.
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lmao, that had to sting
I wish you good luck don, or would you prefer a good state of numbness
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« Reply #11 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:08pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2004, 4:36pm, Jonny wrote:| Thanks for the invite to your reality show.....ASS_HOLE |
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Don you can choose your friends but you can't choose your relatives
Where were we when all this was goin on
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Tell me this is not a pic of a dude that loves the bath house......LMMFAO
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« Reply #13 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:12pm » |
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LMMFAO, I bet all the boys from the Route 3 rest area are there too............................damn Don, we're not feelin the love bro
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:19pm » |
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on Oct 16th, 2004, 4:47pm, kimh wrote:| remember..............KEEP SMILIN |
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How's that third Frampton tune soundin' now?
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« Reply #15 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:40pm » |
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They just did a memorable version of "When the Shark Bites".
I'm holed up in my living room. I'm changing into my camouflage and throwing on the face paint.
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You want some of this? I DONT THINK SO! This makes the "Osbournes" look like a republican family from Iowa.
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« Reply #16 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:42pm » |
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I'll be pissed if you don't invite me and they do the chicken dance
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« Reply #17 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:43pm » |
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FUCK THIS!
I'm going to the track.
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« Reply #18 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:44pm » |
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LMMFAO, fuck it lets go to Alex's it'll be cheaper and theres no dogs
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Quote:| fuck it lets go to Alex's |
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LIKE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
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« Reply #20 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:49pm » |
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LM fucken AO at this thread
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #21 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:50pm » |
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Could be worse.. they could be murdering "My Way"!!
Good luck with the escape!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: God kill me, kill me now
« Reply #22 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:50pm » |
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LOL. Did ya paint yer teeth black and white check board yet? Every time i ever saw my mother in law's face i grinned like MAD and wished with awl my heart that my eyeballs would shoot rays out and that my teeth would make her dizzy. She ended up having a stroke and i still feel guilty.
Anyhow, the game is on at 8 so hang tite, poop head. You thought it was bad now..........just wait baby...just wait
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:51pm » |
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Just got a big hug from my favorite sister-in-law. My brother in-law leans over and whispers "Carefull she throws up when shes drunk"
AINT THAT FUCKIN SPECIAL!
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« Reply #24 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 5:53pm » |
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LMMFAO ya it is
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