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alleyoop
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GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus! .
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
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Re: AGE
« Reply #1 on: Oct 16th, 2004, 11:06am » |
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 Good one alley!
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Re: AGE
« Reply #2 on: Oct 17th, 2004, 6:06am » |
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I can relate to that ...... 
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Quote:4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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Getting old is not having the energy to OPERATE a rocking chair.
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Re: AGE
« Reply #5 on: Oct 17th, 2004, 10:17pm » |
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I refuse to grow up - grown ups don't have any real fun!
Don't care what the calendar says, I'm going to be eternally 18!
Carol
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BarbaraD
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Re: AGE
« Reply #6 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 2:57pm » |
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Way to go Carol. Love your thinking......
No fun in growing up is there?
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Re: AGE
« Reply #7 on: Oct 18th, 2004, 3:12pm » |
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More like: Growing up is optional ; growing old is mandatory.
I'm still 16 at heart! TomM
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