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ExplodingEyeBall
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You might be a redneck....
« on: Oct 14th, 2004, 9:38am » |
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If..........
You have a tatt that looks like this.
Please!!!!! jonny. Tell me you don't have one like this.
If you've ever posed for a pic like this.. Hey!!! Is that Frank???
If this is your girlfriend.
If this is your recreational vehicle. Damn Frank!!! You sure get around.
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Just poke out my eye and get it over with!!!
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #1 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 9:49am » |
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ROFLMAO! The hearse is cool, but I wanna be buried in my Jeep. (Yes, seriously) LOL
Don't poke fun at the Jeep photo. Those deer were like, special forces or something! They kicked our asses!!  (What is that thing on the front of the Jeep? It looks like they swiped a barbecue grill from some campsite somewhere, and ziptied it to the brush guard! What's up with THAT?) LOL!
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #2 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 12:19pm » |
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I bought a cell phone at E-bay4Rednecks.com. It's not really a cell phone, more of a mobile phone. It doesn't have much knee room but the head room is great.
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #3 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 4:23pm » |
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on Oct 14th, 2004, 9:49am, Jeepgun wrote:| ROFLMAO! The hearse is cool, but I wanna be buried in my Jeep. (Yes, seriously) |
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Pulled this off the Redneck Church thread...........
> >You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if...a member
> >of the church requests to be buried in his
> >4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a
> >hole it couldn't get out of." (Love it!)
Damn Frank, what're you gonna do when you get out.....
come back and haunt this board?
...................alley
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 4:45pm » |
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Yes, Alley. I'm going to haunt this board, and I'm going to hang out in college girls' dorm rooms, too!
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 4:50pm » |
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on Oct 14th, 2004, 4:45pm, Jeepgun wrote:| Yes, Alley. I'm going to haunt this board, and I'm going to hang out in college girls' dorm rooms, too! |
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Speaking of holes you can't get out of...
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #6 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 4:54pm » |
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I've never known a college girl that I couldn't...
Nah... never mind...
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #7 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 5:10pm » |
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on Oct 14th, 2004, 4:45pm, Jeepgun wrote:| Yes, Alley. I'm going to haunt this board, and I'm going to hang out in college girls' dorm rooms, too! |
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Didn't Ted Bundy say that??
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #8 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 5:23pm » |
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ROFL.....those pictures are hilarious!!!
And Frank...yer sick!
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Re: You might be a redneck....
« Reply #9 on: Oct 14th, 2004, 9:09pm » |
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Well Carrie, I could have said that I'm going to hang out at nursing academies! *drool* LMAO!!
Okay... Okay... I'm going... LOL
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