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Jimmy_B.
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Fish Bites Doggie
« on: Oct 11th, 2004, 2:13pm » |
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Forget about Dog Bites Man. Relegate Man Bites Dog to the back pages. Today we are dealing with Fish swallows dog, an item which reaches us by way of Moscow. The dog was swimming across the Pechora River to join its master when it vanished, leaving only a ripple. The dog's master, who was fishing at the time, hauled in his net and found it contained a giant pike. He looked closely at its mouth and said to himself (probably) "Thereby hangs a tail." Yes, it was Fido (or the Russian equivalent). The dog struggled out after the fish was cut open, and, according to Radio Moscow, hurled itself at the pike, "barking excitedly." It is often difficult for fishermen to tell stories about the one that got away. In this case, Radio Moscow notwithstanding, will it be any easier to tell about the one that didn't?
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Re: Fish Bites Doggie
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 2:59pm » |
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Spoken like a true fisherman!!!
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Re: Fish Bites Doggie
« Reply #2 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 4:12pm » |
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To quote my mother "I have a simple question, a simple answer is all I wish. Are all fishermen liars, are do only liars fish?"
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Re: Fish Bites Doggie
« Reply #3 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 6:45pm » |
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LOL
Quite a story. Are you sure you aren't reading old Svenn and Ole Jokes? 
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Well now, there's a whale of a "tail"
Did he happen to also find Ahab's ivory leg, too? 
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Re: Fish Bites Doggie
« Reply #5 on: Oct 12th, 2004, 3:47pm » |
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The fisherman's code "Early to bed, early to rise, fish like hell and make up lies." On the door of the fishing cabin at my uncles place in WVA! LOL
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cschick
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Here in SW MO we have Bass Pro Shops and above the main door is an arch that reads "Welcome all Hunters, Fisherman and other Liars." So true.
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