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eddie
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no wonder they are pissed
« on: Oct 11th, 2004, 12:07pm » |
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>Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide Let's see now:
>No Jesus
>No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No
>basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Home Depot. No pork
>BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, or even frozen fish sticks, No
>gumbo, No Jambalaya, No shellfish.
>More than one wife.
>Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
>Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
>Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
>No chocolate chip cookies.
>No Christmas.
>You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the
>smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
>The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is
>picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey
>has a better disposition.
>Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
>I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE?
so true
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Jonny
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 12:11pm » |
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Do you mind telling me where you get off trashing my people?.....I was born in Syria and take offense to what you have posted!
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Jonny
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #3 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 12:22pm » |
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Bekaa valley........want to say more?
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 1:07pm » |
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I live in the US to gather what I need to kill you infidel dogs
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #7 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 1:29pm » |
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You ever hear the one about the father who is trying to explain to his 10 year old son why they are mouring on Sept 11, 2015?
The punchline is Daddy whats a Muslim?
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Jonny
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #8 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 1:30pm » |
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Make it bigger or STFU!
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #10 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 3:37pm » |
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on Oct 11th, 2004, 12:07pm, eddie wrote: Muslims
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>More than one wife.
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... and more than one mother-in-law 
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I have two enemies, cluster headache and English grammar.
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #11 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 6:13pm » |
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That would be enough for me to strap on the explosives.
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #12 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 6:31pm » |
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You pigs...how dare you insult me!!
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #13 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 7:03pm » |
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jonny,
I thought you were Italian, BADA BING!
Seeya,
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #14 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 7:33pm » |
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Awwww hell, Jonny didn' know you ran a Convenience store or Motel ! 
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« Reply #15 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 7:36pm » |
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Whos jonny?
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« Reply #16 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 7:38pm » |
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fogedaboudit.
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Re: no wonder they are pissed
« Reply #17 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 7:42pm » |
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Any one want half of this pork sandwich?
(sorry, not politically correct)
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