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Longhaired Redneck
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This is a headache story, not even vaguely related to CH! 
As promised here is the saga of the sex crazed Catahoula Cur Dog.
Take one cur dog that won't stay in a fence.
Mix the smell of a lady dog in the night air.
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A bit over six weeks ago I found the yard dog in the back yard, couldn't get up, both legs swollen. The Vet got there that afternoon ( I was not going to pick up an injured cur dog and get my little ass eaten up). His first opinon was congestive heart failure, or kidney failure. My thought was put the poor dog to sleep and end his suffering. However! this is the wifes and daughters dog, so as my wife stood tearfullly by I asked her what they wanted to do. (First Mistake). She tearfully replied "you decide", knew i was up the creek without a paddle then.
Sooooo, me and the vet carefully load the dog up to send him for blood tests to see if it was heart or kidney.
Damn, it wasn't, next day x-rays showed both front legs broken. So, we splint both legs, need to keep them dry and clean. I build a nice pen on the back porch with cattle panels and welded wire, Yup, that takes him 2 hours to break out of. I fix the wire, add 2x4's, next morning he has eaten 2 feet of 2x4 and wire and is out again. Dumbass goes and buys a 7 1/2x 13 foot kennel, damn that worked one night. 3 am the next night the wife comes screaming into the bed room "he's torn up the kennel, hung up and bleeding every where". Needless to say i was not a nice person, but got him out, patched him up. After that I left the door to the kennel open, he goes and comes as he pleases. lucky it hasn't rained untill yeaterday.Still have 2 more weeks of this. The damn cur dog is loving it.
Want a good dog, I will deliver! 
One question, how the hell did he get home with 2 broken legs?
One observation: Women ! nuff said
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Longhaired Redneck
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Damn, no takers, will ship or deliver cheap!
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #2 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 8:21pm » |
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LMAO!!! 
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #3 on: Oct 10th, 2004, 5:12am » |
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I used to write a column for the paper (Ask Aunt Blabby), so I'll take up my pen (computer as you will) and give you some Aunt Blabby advice --
My dear - Make friends with the damn dog! You're stuck with him. He has "outsmarted" you and WON! When his legs get well, take him on a trip to the vet and have him neutered - that'll be YOUR revenge (the only one you'll get). Some day he'll be your best friend.
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #4 on: Oct 10th, 2004, 2:15pm » |
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Quote:| My dear - Make friends with the damn dog! You're stuck with him. He has "outsmarted" you and WON! When his legs get well, take him on a trip to the vet and have him neutered - that'll be YOUR revenge (the only one you'll get). Some day he'll be your best friend. |
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Ditto. On top of that, neutering can turn him into a real pita in that you'll be tripping over. Don't let that fool you. He will probably follow you around looking for his chance to do the same to you. 
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Longhaired Redneck
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on Oct 10th, 2004, 2:15pm, Charlie wrote:
Ditto. On top of that, neutering can turn him into a real pita in that you'll be tripping over.
Charlie
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Don' think so!
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #6 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 9:50pm » |
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Catahoula?!!! people are payin 5 grand a pup fer them round here...
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Damn i need to find him a girlfriend now!
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #8 on: Oct 11th, 2004, 10:48pm » |
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OK...you send me the dog...
BUT...
I get to send you the two year old Texas Tornado Toddler ...
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Longhaired Redneck
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NO
Or in Lousyana Rednequese
Not Naw but Hell Naw!!!
Cur dogs is now worth toooo much!
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #10 on: Oct 12th, 2004, 8:45am » |
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I'll take clues for $200.00, Alex.
WTF is a Cur Dog?
BTW--it's not that the dog has outsmarted you, it's he has you trained. Like a good woman!
Good luck, LHR.
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Don't do anything drastic. Chances are, he'd be pretty tasty with the right marinade and the right side dishes.
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #12 on: Oct 12th, 2004, 9:20pm » |
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on Oct 12th, 2004, 8:45am, TomM wrote:I'll take clues for $200.00, Alex.
WTF is a Cur Dog?
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According to www.m-w.com
Cur
Main Entry: cur
Pronunciation: 'k&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, short for curdogge, from (assumed) Middle English curren to growl (perhaps from Old Norse kurra to grumble) + Middle English dogge dog
1 : a mongrel or inferior dog
2 : a surly or cowardly fellow
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #13 on: Oct 13th, 2004, 9:11am » |
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Thanks, Double Dee. Tis a good day when you learn something new.
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Longhaired Redneck
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on Oct 12th, 2004, 9:20pm, Donna_D. wrote:
According to www.m-w.com
Cur
1 : a mongrel or inferior dog
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Gus was not happy. (gus is the cur dog). Sorry Donna but he tends to hold a grudge, if you see a dog with splints on his front legs, Run Like Hell!!He is pretty fast on them now!
But the real history of the Louisiana Lepoard Dog, aka Catahoula Cur can be found at this link.
http://www.bulldoginformation.com/catahoula-leopard.html
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #15 on: Oct 13th, 2004, 11:19pm » |
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on Oct 13th, 2004, 6:28pm, Longhaired Redneck wrote:
Gus was not happy. (gus is the cur dog). Sorry Donna but he tends to hold a grudge, if you see a dog with splints on his front legs, Run Like Hell!!He is pretty fast on them now!
But the real history of the Louisiana Lepoard Dog, aka Catahoula Cur can be found at this link.
http://www.bulldoginformation.com/catahoula-leopard.html
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Send ol' Gus on over, Jimbo....I will have to introduce him to my Aunt "C"
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I ain't skeert!
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Longhaired Redneck
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Damn splints off monday
now new cat on front porch, this is turning into a freaking ZOO
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Longhaired Redneck
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OK, splints off, he now needs to learn how to walk without them.
End Of Story.
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Re: Cur Dog (cheap)
« Reply #18 on: Oct 19th, 2004, 8:43am » |
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I noticed the article stated "They are more primitive psychologically than most breeds and need consistent obedience reinforcement." There ya go. He's one step below Dubya.
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