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Cat owners.........
« on: Oct 9th, 2004, 12:19am » |
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How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds...
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #1 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 7:29am » |
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Hehehe
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #2 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 8:04am » |
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Very Nice!
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #3 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 10:24am » |
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Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8 . The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog 
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #5 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 12:28pm » |
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Gotta love Pinky. Looked like a bad day at the shelter.
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Now thats funny.....LMMFAO
I have two cats and love the hell out of them , but thats funny as all hell, Norm.....LOL
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #7 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 12:47pm » |
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No animals were harmed in the shooting of these videos...however 1 Animal Control Officer was pretty F'd up
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #8 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 3:26pm » |
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These are brilliant! Best laugh I've had all week although I don't suppose my two cats Widdle and Puke would agree!!
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #9 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 8:03pm » |
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I almost peed my pants on that second one ...
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on Oct 9th, 2004, 8:03pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:I almost peed my pants on that second one ...
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I'll bet the animal control warden did. LMAO
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Re: Cat owners.........
« Reply #11 on: Oct 9th, 2004, 8:25pm » |
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on Oct 9th, 2004, 10:24am, eddie wrote:
Instructions on how to clean your toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8 . The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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LMAO Eddie!!!!!!!!
Tell me you didn't actually try that!!!
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LMAO!! ROCK ON, PINKEY!!! Don't let the bastards grind you down!
I am the human servant of two cats. They allow me to live in their home, allow me the privilege of feeding them, and occasionally, they allow such a peasant as I to actually touch, pet, or groom their royal coats.
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