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Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« on: Oct 6th, 2004, 11:06am » |
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A 67-year-old man from Romania ran out of his house to quieten a noisy chicken which was keeping him awake. Thinking that he he had caught the offender, he cut its throat with a knife, only to find that he had cut off his own penis by mistake.
To make matters worse, his dog grabbed the penis and ate it. The man, Constantin Mocanu, from the town of Galati, was taken to hospital with heavy bleeding but is now in a stable condition.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck. I cut it and the dog rushed and ate it." he said
Give new meaning to "Chokin the Chicken!"
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Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 11:08am » |
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What the hell, man??? I mean, really... He didn't feel it when he grabbed ahold of it? The dog ate it instantly? Something's very wrong with this story.
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 11:11am » |
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He had a hold of the wrong cock! Yes something is very wrong, what is a naked man doing with a chicken and a dog???????/  
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Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 11:52am » |
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lol.. I have no idea..
check it out at shortnews.com....
lotsa off the wall stuff there...
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 11:59am » |
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short news.
Well, I guess he won't be so cocky anymore. 
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Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 12:11pm » |
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It could be worse... he could be 27.
At 67, one could venture that it was just being used for pissing anyway.
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 1:16pm » |
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How many drugs was he on at the time? To mistake one's penis for a chicken is....is just crazy!
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How about when he got half way through it with the knife? You cant tell me he didnt feel it then. Did he say to himself, "Im half way through might as well go all the way."? Ive never been that messed up in my life and I would guess few have.
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« Reply #7 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 1:19pm » |
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Maybe he's Loreena Bobbit's new husband and thought he would save her the trouble...
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 1:54pm » |
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on Oct 6th, 2004, 12:11pm, Rock_Lobster wrote:It could be worse... he could be 27.
At 67, one could venture that it was just being used for pissing anyway. |
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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Isn't natural selection a wonderful thing? Now he can't breed.
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 2:18pm » |
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Rover took over and got him a bone of his own!
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Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« Reply #11 on: Oct 7th, 2004, 2:43pm » |
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When I post stuff does a picture show up or a red X? Just curious. Stuey
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Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« Reply #12 on: Oct 7th, 2004, 2:48pm » |
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on Oct 7th, 2004, 2:43pm, StueyStu wrote:| When I post stuff does a picture show up or a red X? Just curious. Stuey |
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Trick question, right? I see a picture of a red X... hehe
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Re: Chokin the Chicken? (not CH)
« Reply #13 on: Oct 7th, 2004, 2:51pm » |
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Well that's no good. I put my picture in the profile. I can see the picture on my screen. Don't know why nobody else sees the picture but me. I don't look like a red X.
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 7th, 2004, 9:40pm » |
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