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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #1 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 8:53am » |
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I want one that makes real LOUD fart noises.
Oh....Wait.........I already have one. I'm sitting on it.
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #2 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 9:04am » |
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Ever wonder why we are more concerned about things like this around strangers, people we will never see again, but have no problem in front of our spousal unit or our kids? 
I ponder that frequently. 
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ExplodingEyeBall
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #3 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 9:21am » |
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on Oct 5th, 2004, 9:04am, TomM wrote:| Ever wonder why we are more concerned about things like this around strangers, |
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Speak for yourself.
A fart that makes no noise in public is wasted effort.
A dump in a public restroom should be made as loud and obnoxious as possible.
Just like you said.... You'll most likely never see these people again so you might as well give them something to remember you by...
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #4 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 9:39am » |
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Brought to you by one of the most bizarre cultures in history. A weird mix of sexual repression and sexual perversion. Buru sera (and you thought Sailor Moon was just for the kiddos...), bukkake, ashikoki, debusen, yagai, iryou fetchi and a host of other wonderful fetishes. If you think you've a problem with porn, rest assured that there is someone in Japan who is freakier than you are. I shall never forget the time I spent in Kyoto.
Ah, yuri-ecchi... gotta love that lesbian anime porn.
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #5 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 9:52am » |
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on Oct 5th, 2004, 9:39am, Hirvimaki wrote:Brought to you by one of the most bizarre cultures in history. A weird mix of sexual repression and sexual perversion. Buru sera (and you thought Sailor Moon was just for the kiddos...), bukkake, ashikoki, debusen, yagai, iryou fetchi and a host of other wonderful fetishes. If you think you've a problem with porn, rest assured that there is someone in Japan who is freakier than you are. I shall never forget the time I spent in Kyoto.
Ah, yuri-ecchi... gotta love that lesbian anime porn.
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I totally agree with you Hirvimaki.
It was so strange going into their equivalent of Blockbusters to get a video, and 3/4 of the shop was porn.
In Tokyo, the have vending machines on some of the street corners.....I looked closely one day to see if I could mabey grab a coke before heading back to my apartment.
It was porn videos and small sucking machines for your penis.
Beleive me, I have some stories about me living it that country.
I loved the old people and the very young....but the inbetween....especially business men YUCK!!
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #6 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 10:01am » |
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Ah yes, the business men... Grey suit by day, airline stewardess uniform and boxing gloves by night. And there is something disturbing about porn which depicts broccoli being put up someone's butt.
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« Reply #7 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 10:28am » |
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I lived there for ten years. I can vouch for these stories... How about the perverted manga, (comic books) or the issues of Playboy that look like the womens' genital areas have been attacked by angry wolverines? The thing is, you come back stateside and try to tell people about this stuff, and they look at you like you're lying. LOL
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 11:57am » |
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Quote:A fart that makes no noise in public is wasted effort.
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Not on a crowded bus at 6 AM. 
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #9 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 12:01pm » |
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on Oct 5th, 2004, 11:57am, don wrote:
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I stand corrected.
I stealth fart in the right environment can be very enjoyable.
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #10 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 6:27pm » |
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File this in my Pet Rock file. What a con...... 
Outdoor streetcorner suck kiosks? What is the world coming to? 
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #11 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 7:32pm » |
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Er.ah.....Jayne.......ah..about that machine, I ah....have a friend that might be interested in that. Do you know if they still sell em?
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #12 on: Oct 5th, 2004, 7:43pm » |
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Over here they are called "bloodpressure cuffs."
Everything is bigger in the States 
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Re: Whoooosh (that's better)
« Reply #13 on: Oct 6th, 2004, 12:00am » |
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on Oct 5th, 2004, 7:32pm, Jimi wrote:| Er.ah.....Jayne.......ah..about that machine, I ah....have a friend that might be interested in that. Do you know if they still sell em? |
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well if it's for you sweetheart, you could just stick yer doo dahr in the end of a turkey baister...that oughta do ya.
Glad I could help.
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