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Ronny
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Just a little joke...
« on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 8:26am » |
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A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet
could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sence. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ : 96 FM here, what's your name ?
Caller :" Hi my name is Dave"
DJ : hello Dave, what's your word ?
Caller : "goan, spelled G O A N"
DJ : indeed, the word GOAN is not in de dictionary. Now for the trip to Bali, what sentence
can you use that word in that would make sense ?
Caller : "Goan fuck yourself !"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all succesfull until :
DJ : 96 FM here , what's your name ?
Caller : "my name is Jeff"
DJ : Hi Jeff what's your word ?
Caller : smee, spelled S M E E
DJ : that's correct , smee is not in the dictionary ! what sentence can you use that word in that
would make sence ?
Caller: "smee again, goan fuck yourself !"
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #2 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 12:51pm » |
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ahmo.............
As in "One mo joke like that and ahmo cuttin' yo finga off"
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #3 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:05pm » |
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We have SEVERAL words here in the South that Webster's probably doesn't recognize...
My favorite, (and probably the one I use too often) is
Ustacould-(Ewe-stuh-kud)
No I don't play softball anymore, but I ustacould.
See Y'all,
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #4 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:28pm » |
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Ronny, did he win the trip?
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #5 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:32pm » |
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on Oct 3rd, 2004, 12:51pm, BobG wrote:ahmo.............
As in "One mo joke like that and ahmo cuttin' yo finga off"
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Hey Bob,
Wasn't cutting fingers off invented in Vegas?
DD
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #6 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:33pm » |
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on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:05pm, Donna_D. wrote:We have SEVERAL words here in the South that Webster's probably doesn't recognize...
My favorite, (and probably the one I use too often) is
Ustacould-(Ewe-stuh-kud)
No I don't play softball anymore, but I ustacould.
See Y'all,
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Right after dinner, my mom always asks..."javnuffdeet"
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #7 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:38pm » |
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on Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:28pm, purpleydog wrote:| Ronny, did he win the trip? |
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Naah, he was disqualified.
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #8 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:59pm » |
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Yonta-Yawn-tuh
We are going to the store. Yonta go?
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #9 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:28pm » |
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Quote:Wasn't cutting fingers off invented in Vegas?
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Yep!
Did you know that radar was first used in Texas?
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #10 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:35pm » |
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Urinate:
I think urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be a Ten ;;LMMFYBO
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #11 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:36pm » |
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on Oct 3rd, 2004, 2:28pm, BobG wrote:
Yep!
Did you know that radar was first used in Texas?
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OMG, i would love to see one of those over here and honk the horn like crazy to stampede the horse.
that'll teach them.
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #12 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 9:12pm » |
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LMAO too funny
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Re: Just a little joke...
« Reply #13 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 9:16pm » |
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Good one Ron!!!
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