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Mark C
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Computers are from Venus, Computers are from Mars
« on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:32pm » |
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The Top Ten Reasons Computers Must Be Female
10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing"
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Smalltalk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
2. They make you take the garbage out.
1. Miss a period and they go wild!!!
....to be fair....
The Top Ten Reasons Computers Must Be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night
1. Size does matter!
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Re: Computers are from Venus, Computers are from M
« Reply #1 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:35pm » |
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KIM SAY'S
LMAO....
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Re: Computers are from Venus, Computers are from M
« Reply #2 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:45pm » |
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Marc - lol, too true***
Jonny - thank ya lovey -- and...........
YA GOT THAT RITE YA PIRATES Ya
Women rule the world and you damn well know it
.......PS: those pants give me a flat ass dont they  lol
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Re: Computers are from Venus, Computers are from M
« Reply #3 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 11:57pm » |
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on Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:45pm, kimh wrote:
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Shhhh Kim... nobody can see your ass in that pic...
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Re: Computers are from Venus, Computers are from M
« Reply #4 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 12:45am » |
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True Pepp, true. But you see..........I KNOW i got a flat ass. LOL. Driving for two days. Dungees all stretched out. Yep. I had a FLAT ASS and i dam well know it. ................but i was STILL on top a the world weren't i???LOL 
Not many know what that smirk meant. What was behind it............but some do. It is living proof that life is not always beautiful to look at, but we endure. I know i shall always choose my dirty feet, my flat ass, and a grin that lets all know i shall endure. It is never in vain that we share the souls of our shoes***they reflect the miles we've walked simply to spread a small plot that others mite find sole-ace inside*
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Re: Computers are from Venus, Computers are from M
« Reply #5 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:22am » |
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on Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:45pm, kimh wrote:
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No, your flat ass gives you a flat ass.
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Re: Computers are from Venus, Computers are from M
« Reply #6 on: Oct 3rd, 2004, 1:42am » |
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My flat ass has nothing to do with my flat ass 
Don't be mad Thomas. My flat ass could not help my big mouth
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shaddap
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