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Walmart announces new product
« on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 9:44am » |
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I don't drink anymore, but I found this interesting.
Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item:
Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up
with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an
affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
"This is great, now everyone across all economic lines will be able to
afford our wines where previously they would have been unable to do so"
says WMTs director of marketing & strategic sales.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart
brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine,
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in
Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important." So, here we go: The
top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat
(Possum) and red meat (squirrel).
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Re: Walmart announces new product
« Reply #1 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 10:26am » |
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Wow, they've decided on competing with McDonalds for the lunch crowd.
squeeze bottles for the 99 cent menu.
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 11:35am » |
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You'll find it in the Listerine aisle.
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Re: Walmart announces new product
« Reply #3 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 11:40am » |
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Is that by the 84oz sport bottle or the 2 gallon box?
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 12:34pm » |
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 1:42pm » |
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Re: Walmart announces new product
« Reply #6 on: Oct 2nd, 2004, 8:33pm » |
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Scrutop Dujour; now in a machine near you.
Thanks Rev. 
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