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Leesa
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Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMAO
« on: Sep 30th, 2004, 2:53pm » |
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Judy thank you for this!! LMAO
Watch out for these new viruses - -
Neither Symantec, Norton, nor McAfee have solutions as yet!!!
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole (a.k.a. Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files..
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves... but will be back!
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #1 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 2:58pm » |
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #2 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 2:59pm » |
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Damn Leesa. Have pity on an old guys heart. Spilled my Coke and had to change keyboards
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #3 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 3:11pm » |
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This is definatly a keeper Leesa 
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #4 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 3:12pm » |
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Kirk, thats what its ment to do babe!! I had to do the same thing too! LMAO
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #5 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 3:15pm » |
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LMAO Leesa!!!
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #6 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 3:46pm » |
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Hilarious. Thanks Leesa
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Re: Dangerous puter virus alert!!!!!! (not CH) LMA
« Reply #7 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 3:49pm » |
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Leesa,
I don't know about that Al Gore Virus, you would think it would send something on the Internet seeing that he invented it.
Kirk,
I just got "The Virtually Indestructable Keyboard", It's coke/coffee/food proof, and washable.
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