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CALIFORNIANS
So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
1. Your co-worker has 8-body piercing and none are visible,
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house,
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English,
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is named Breeze,
5. You can't remember. . Is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor,
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian,
9. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears,
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt any TV broadcast,
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.,
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps and you don't even notice,
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 a.m. at Star bucks' wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney,
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment,
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S & M and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag,
17. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "storm watch,"
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early, because Billy Blanks, himself, is teaching the 4:00 p.m. Tae Bo class,
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers,
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey -- Is Pot Illegal?
23. Both you and your dog have therapists . . .
and lastly,
24. The Terminator is your governor.
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #1 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 11:10am » |
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lmao! That was so funny. I'm not from Cali, but I have a few friends that are... so tell me ... is pot legal?!!!! LOL
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 11:19am » |
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LMAO  Good one Thomas!
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #3 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 11:31am » |
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LOL!
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #4 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 11:34am » |
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LMAO!!!
Good to see YOU posting again Thomas!
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #5 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 12:24pm » |
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So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
You didn't even notice yesterdays earth quake.
But........
You might be a redneck if...
The grass in your driveway is longer than the grass in your yard.
You have more than one disabled lawn mower in your yard.
You leave Church early so you won't miss a NASCAR race.
Your camper has more miles on it than your work car.
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #6 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 12:25pm » |
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Cute one thomas!!!!
Maybe i should become a Mary Kay rep instead of moving..... Luke
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #7 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 12:26pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2004, 12:25pm, Luke63 wrote:Cute one thomas!!!!
Maybe i should become a Mary Kay rep instead of moving..... Luke |
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No, you are too good-looking as a guy. Wouldn't want to waste those features in drag! 
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #8 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 2:51pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2004, 12:26pm, thomas wrote:
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When I grow up....I wanna marry you thomas!!!! 
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on Sep 29th, 2004, 2:51pm, Luke63 wrote:
When I grow up....I wanna marry you thomas!!!!
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Well, thanks. But I'm going to be trying to talk some one else into that job.
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #10 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 4:08pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2004, 2:57pm, thomas wrote:
Well, thanks. But I'm going to be trying to talk some one else into that job. |
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 29th, 2004, 4:59pm » |
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on Sep 29th, 2004, 12:24pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:
But........
You might be a redneck if...
The grass in your driveway is longer than the grass in your yard.
You have more than one disabled lawn mower in your yard.
You leave Church early so you won't miss a NASCAR race.
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damn EYEBALL you telling me iam a redneck. I don't think so -- those 5 lawnmowers setting in the drive are going to get repaired once the grass around them is taken down so that i can get to them (i tell you what those goats are slow).
laugh if you wish but it is all the honest truth ---
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #12 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 3:03am » |
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I want you to know that I thouroughly and most definately repRESENT that redneck remark!
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #13 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 8:40am » |
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on Sep 29th, 2004, 4:59pm, David A wrote:
damn EYEBALL you telling me iam a redneck. I don't think so -- those 5 lawnmowers setting in the drive are going to get repaired once the grass around them is taken down so that i can get to them (i tell you what those goats are slow).
laugh if you wish but it is all the honest truth ---
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I'm guilty of all of the ones I posted.
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Re: Speaking of Californians
« Reply #14 on: Sep 30th, 2004, 2:53pm » |
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Good stuff kids.
Had a friend....when we were kids....who sent a cassette or two of Bay Area radio stuff. The weather breaks were hilarious.
You know you're from California if you know what a Billy Blanks is....I guess.
Charlie
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