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Reply only with your favourite swear word (just my mood at the moment)
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #1 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 4:42pm » |
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Do I have to reply with only one? I have sooo many favorites...
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FUDDAMUCKA!!!  
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Jonny
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Nah, to easy.....plus, what kind of shock value would it have if your asking for it
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No shock value. Just saves 96 lines of whining 
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #5 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 6:26pm » |
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I normally stick to "dash it", "egad" or "gadzooks". Anything else you may have seen me write is the product of your fevered imaginations.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #6 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 8:19pm » |
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I once said Dang! And I have used Darn a few times.
I do know for sure that there is a word that refers to a women's private parts (it rhymes with bunt) that you should never, ever use in front of a 4 year old. 4 year olds think it's a funny word and like to repeat it, usually when he's mad at mom.
Hey, for guy's eyes only.................
Did you ever use the term "stink finger" in front of the wife?
Don't ever do that! 
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I had quite a colorful vocabulary as a boy. For those of you who are curious, the taste of Irish Spring soap is really really nasty!!
 
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #8 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 8:29pm » |
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I grew up on Ivory.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #9 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 8:29pm » |
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Mine is the same as my mother's was ... "Jesus H. Christ!" I always wondered what the "H" stood for though .....
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I have it on good authority, that the "H" stands for "Herbie." See, when I was a little boy, my father was busy in the garage one Saturday afternoon. He broke something or hurt himself and yelled, "Jesus H. Christ!" In all of my 5-year old inquisitiveness, I asked, "Daddy? What does the 'H' stand for?" Exasperated, he replied, "HERBIE!!"
The next morning, in Sunday School, I raised my hand and told the teacher that I knew what Jesus' middle name was. Not without some trepidation, she asked, "Uh... What is Jesus' middle name?"
Later, I saw her speaking with my father. Very strange... 
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #11 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 8:58pm » |
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Rowrbazzle! Works for all occasions and can be used in mixed groups.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #12 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 9:03pm » |
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apart from "Bollocks" my second favorite would be...
"Fuckin' Norah"
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #13 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 9:05pm » |
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Work...worst 4 letter word I know.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #14 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 9:06pm » |
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Thanks Jeepgun!
My vocabulary is now complete!
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #15 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 9:53pm » |
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Wendy,
I don't curse much but I have a couple of your title, you can have them, I have no use for them anymore.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #16 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 9:53pm » |
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"Mongolian Cluster Fuck"
ok so it's three words but they go so well together.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #17 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 1:54am » |
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Best? I can do.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #18 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 5:47am » |
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Bollocks is one of the best.
We tend to use sentences nowadays. I think it has something to do with making the most of being able to string words together before senility takes the old grey cells away.
In the office I work in, however, the old favourite remains. I'm not going to type it for fear of upsetting some of a nervous disposition or bringing on a cluster!
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #19 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 6:48am » |
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ever since reading Dreamcatcher (stephan king)..
my favorites are now "jesus christ bananas" and "fuck me freddy". only when i get really peeved tho.
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #20 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 7:05am » |
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mutherfuckintittysuckingoddamnedsonofablueeyedbitch
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #21 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 8:15am » |
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What exactly is Bullocks... what can we compare it too honey???????????? I'm not a swearer but when I do you know I am pissed off.......... Maybe Piss is my favorite I say that alot............ maybe because lately I feel that alot............... hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
the SH word slips now and then and does Freaken count..........Ree
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Clusterfuck and goat-fuck are a couple of personal favorites as well.
"How did the moving company do when they picked up your household goods?"
"Oh god... What a complete goat-fuck...."
(i.e. Used when a group of people are called upon to perform some task, and everything turns into a complete shit-storm.) Oops! There's another one: Shit-storm. LOL
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #23 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 1:49pm » |
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Re: Bollocks
« Reply #24 on: Sep 28th, 2004, 2:04pm » |
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Jesus Christ on a crutch
Jesus Christ in a sidecar
sonofam*th*rf**k**gbitch
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