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psycofemale0403
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AVON!!!???
« on: Sep 25th, 2004, 12:03am » |
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Soooooooo, since I can't go back to work because of the demon jumping in and out of my head all the time.. I decided to give Avon a try..... SOOOOOO I will gladly be your new Avon rep... anybody need anything???? Jonny.... we have some new Bust sculpting Contouring Cream..... ya know, if your boobs are starting to sag.... ha ha ha ha! 
..... hey, everyone else picks on Jonny... figured I should too!
~ Lisa
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Re: AVON!!!???
« Reply #1 on: Sep 25th, 2004, 12:21am » |
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on Sep 25th, 2004, 12:03am, psycofemale0403 wrote: Jonny your boobs are starting to sag.... ha ha ha ha!
..... hey, everyone else picks on Jonny... figured I should too!
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Now that was funny. But Lisa, I think you're going to hear from Jonny.
We all know he doesn't need Bust sculpting Contouring Cream.
He gets regular Botox treatments.
P.S. I just love the misquote feature here. 
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Re: AVON!!!???
« Reply #2 on: Sep 25th, 2004, 12:34am » |
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Much as I hate trying to make money off of cluster heads, I gotta admit.......Avon is an agéd name with the Matriarchs of America. Bingo. (Please don't push it with daily ads, tho)
On a positive note, there are a number of Fishermen/women on this board. It just so happens that Avon Skin-So-Soft is one of the best danged gnat & skeeter chasers out there......puts off a kindly high puffter scent.....but we might as well get our bug repellant from you, aid the cause, and everybody comes out...........Roses. I'll take one.
(Just don't go into a Biker Bar covered in the aromatic crap, eh?)
Dollars and scents,
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Re: AVON!!!???
« Reply #3 on: Sep 25th, 2004, 12:38am » |
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I thought you were gonna say that Avon cures CH...LOL
got some competition Im a Mary Kay lady...lol............ Good luck ree
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Mr Happy is right.
Avon Skin so Soft is used by the super models on foreign photo shoots as it IS a brilliant insect repellant.
I've tried it and it works, trouble is it is the Woodland Fresh version which works best, and that isn't my favourite perfume 
Wendy
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 25th, 2004, 5:58am » |
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To be really effective, Skin so Soft should be cut with 50 % DEET.
Kip
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Re: AVON!!!???
« Reply #6 on: Sep 25th, 2004, 8:52am » |
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You know I think we need a page here somewhere so we'll know what people do. I use Mary Kay (brings out my "natural beauty you know) and Avon has some neat Mickey Mouse stuff (sorry use Bounce sheets to get rid of those nasty bugs at the fishin' hole). But what I'm gettin' at is that I BUY the stuff from someone - why not from here?
Just a thought....
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Re: AVON!!!???
« Reply #7 on: Sep 26th, 2004, 8:03pm » |
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Don't need avon. But PFDAN anyway.
Hope your sales soar.
BB
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Jeepgun
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We used to use Skin So Soft when we were in the field. Good stuff! 
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on Sep 25th, 2004, 12:03am, psycofemale0403 wrote:| ..... hey, everyone else picks on Jonny... figured I should too! |
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The first one is free, the rest you will pay for
............................................jonny
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