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Tiannia
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Request for a Riase (Not CH)
« on: Sep 24th, 2004, 2:13pm » |
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Letter From The Penis
Dear Management:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor,
I work at great depths,
I plunge head first into everything I do,
I do not get weekends or public holidays off,
I work in a damp environment,
I don't get paid overtime,
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation,
I work in high temperatures, and my work exposes me to contagious
diseases.
Sincerely,
Penis
Letter To The Penis
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:
You can not work 8 hours straight,
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods,
You do not always follow the orders of the management team,
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations,
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working,
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing,
You will retire well before you are 65,
You are unable to work double shifts,
You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed
the assigned task,
And if that is not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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Re: Request for a Riase (Not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 2:51pm » |
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That was the laugh of my day Tiannia, thank you.
Kevin M
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Re: Request for a Riase (Not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 3:29pm » |
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You'd have to be touched to get a raise if you asked like that!
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Re: Request for a Riase (Not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 4:16pm » |
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LMMFAO!!  /humming King Missile's, "Detachable Penis."
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