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purpleydog
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Women Over 30
« on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 7:26am » |
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This little gem was written by Andy Rooney.
"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.
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Jeepgun
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Right on, Andy Rooney!! 
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #2 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 8:39am » |
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Andy Rooney does NOT know my wife.
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #3 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 8:51am » |
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spot on
thx CHris
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #4 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 9:34am » |
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #5 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 9:42am » |
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And we only IMPROVE with age.....
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #7 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:32pm » |
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Thanks Chris you made my day!! This is a keeper!! Dave will love this!!
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #8 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:39pm » |
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Thanks for the clarification, Frank.
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Well, to be honest, I was looking for an essay that was penned some years ago, called, "In Praise Of Large Women." I didn't find it, but I did find this link to Snopes. Sorry... It's still a fabulous essay though, and I couldn't agree more: Older women RULE!!
(And women with some meat on their bones, please! I'm sick and tired of these waifs that have no curves, have little-boy asses, and no boobs. What the hell? If you climb into bed with them, you're going to end up getting stabbed with a hipbone! Look at Botticelli's work! Now THERE'S a guy who knew what the feminine form was all about!)
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #10 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 3:09pm » |
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WHOEVER said it, is now my newest best friend.
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My girl is absolutley perfect in every way.
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #12 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 3:27pm » |
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Thanks Chris. We needed that...although my old squeeze continued to comment on everything I said with "What do you mean by that?" well into her 40s. She was still doing it in the few emails we had. Must have been me of course.
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #13 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 5:16pm » |
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Figures, Charlie. I really wouldn't know... I just turned 29 this year...again. 
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #14 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 5:31pm » |
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That was great thanks for sharing
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #15 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 7:49pm » |
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Quote:Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. |
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Bingo!
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #16 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 2:31pm » |
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I just turned thirty for the second time.
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #17 on: Sep 24th, 2004, 2:42pm » |
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on Sep 23rd, 2004, 7:26am, purpleydog wrote:
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
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Take note Chuck!
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LMAO Where does he come up with this crap He always ends up putting it in perspective too
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #19 on: Sep 25th, 2004, 10:48am » |
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Good one PD, but I wouldn't know Iam still 29,
and will before ever
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Women over 30 should be shot.....theres too much cellulite in this world as it is
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #21 on: Sep 26th, 2004, 3:01pm » |
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Logan's Run for wimmin only?
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Re: Women Over 30
« Reply #22 on: Sep 27th, 2004, 12:06am » |
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on Sep 26th, 2004, 12:46pm, Jonny wrote:Women over 30 should be shot.....theres too much cellulite in this world as it is
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Hmmmmmm....is this this where I tell you to kiss the fattest part of my ass or just send you a great big
SMOOOOOCH
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