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Donna_D.
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Confucius Say.....
« on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:59pm » |
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Confucius Say ...
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.
Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.
Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.
Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.
Girl who marry Richard must kiss Dick.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter
Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.
Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...
War do not determine who right, war determine who left
OK...gimme your best Confucious say....
Time for some fun!!!
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Re: Confucious Say.....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:02pm » |
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Woman who dye hair red not really redhead, by cracky!
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Re: Confucious Say.....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:11pm » |
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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.
Elevator smell different to midget.
Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
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Re: Confucious Say.....
« Reply #4 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:52pm » |
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Man who screw chicken...get hen-pecked...
I got nothin 
or Man who walk middle of road...get hit by truck, going both ways.
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #5 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 11:04pm » |
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Confucius say "He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind"
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #6 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 11:50pm » |
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Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #7 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 7:51am » |
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Confucius say...
Baseball wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
Oral sex makes ones day...anal sex makes one's whole week
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #8 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:05am » |
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thomas
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You fuck with the bull and you get the horn.
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #10 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:20am » |
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on Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:06am, thomas wrote:| You fuck with the bull and you get the horn. |
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If you get the horn your fucking with the wrongend dude!
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on Sep 23rd, 2004, 10:20am, Gena wrote:
If you get the horn your fucking with the wrongend dude! |
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lol, I am the bull. 
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #12 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:31am » |
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Woman who fly upside-down have crack-up!
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #13 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 11:45am » |
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Blind man who lose hat in cow pasture is $h!thead.
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Re: Confucius Say.....
« Reply #14 on: Sep 23rd, 2004, 12:54pm » |
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Confusius say........man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth and woman run faster with skirt up then man do with pants down, man who got to bed with hardon wake up with gooey fingers.
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