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Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
« on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:12am » |
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What the F%#k.
What are the odds of this.......
In the space on one month.
(Don't forget Iam highly noise sensitive)
When I was in England, my brother (who owns his own roofing firm) did my mothers roof for her..the noise grated on my nerves.
I get back to the US and go and visit Jimi and Ruthie. I arrive to their house and there are guys on the roof.
I was awoken at 6.30am by this all mighty hammering. Yes it was the roofers.
I get back to Nashville....my apartment complex is renovating the roofs....the hammering has begun.
as I said...what the F&*k????
I reckon God is up there clutching his sides and having a good old belly laugh at me. I'll get him when I see him
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:17am » |
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MAYBE HE Doesnt like you sharing your Vagina stories LOL.................. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Ree trying to huck up a sad day... just put my Daughter in Law and grand kids on a plane.........make me laugh Jayne........love ya ree
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #2 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 10:20am » |
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It's a Communist plot Jaynie.
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #3 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 1:55pm » |
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Its St. Patrick's Day and I am wearing green. I go into a bar, and there's a dog behind the counter serving drinks. He looks at me, so I tell him I want a Guiness. He pours a perfect pint, puts it on the counter, and slides the drink over to me. I ask him how much it costs. "Roof" says the dog. So I repeat myself. The dog says "Roof .... Roof"" I'm totally perplexed, so I looked to my left and this guy is chuckling. I ask him what's going on, and the guy says "Put your wallet away, you idiot. Roof - it's on the house."
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #4 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 3:55pm » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2004, 9:12am, Jayne wrote:WTF...I axe you....
Could be worse. Could be raining, too.
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #5 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 5:41pm » |
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Hey Jayne, I got some GREAT news. Donna D just got a new apartment and she has a SPARE room and says you can move in tomorrow.
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #6 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 6:49pm » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2004, 5:41pm, BarbaraD wrote:Hey Jayne, I got some GREAT news. Donna D just got a new apartment and she has a SPARE room and says you can move in tomorrow.
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Not on your Nelly Barb!!!!!!
Better yet, stick me on a deserted island with my lap top and a couple of books....but knowing my luck the bloody seagulls would disturb my peace.!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #7 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 6:56pm » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2004, 1:55pm, floridian wrote:Its St. Patrick's Day and I am wearing green. I go into a bar, and there's a dog behind the counter serving drinks. He looks at me, so I tell him I want a Guiness. He pours a perfect pint, puts it on the counter, and slides the drink over to me. I ask him how much it costs. "Roof" says the dog. So I repeat myself. The dog says "Roof .... Roof"" I'm totally perplexed, so I looked to my left and this guy is chuckling. I ask him what's going on, and the guy says "Put your wallet away, you idiot. Roof - it's on the house."
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There you go spoiling my image of you Floridian!
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Re: Knock three times on the ceiling if you want m
« Reply #8 on: Sep 22nd, 2004, 7:24pm » |
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on Sep 22nd, 2004, 6:56pm, alleyoop wrote:
There you go spoiling my image of you Floridian!
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Yeah, I know. I mis-spelled Guinness. Everybody makes a mistake now and then.
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