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WILMINGTON, DE-September 15, 2004 — A driver thought his massive vehicle could make it across a creek in Wilmington, Delaware. He was mistaken.
The man's Hummer got stuck in a gully, and three feet of water Tuesday night. Action News was at Little Clay Creek, off Maryland Avenue, where a tow truck was called to pull out the SUV. It took about an hour and a half, and attracted quite a crowd.
The driver faces charges of malicious mischief, and trespassing.
(Copyright 2004 by WPVI-TV 6. All rights reserved.)
When the man was interviewed, he had this to say: "Glub....glub...glub..."  
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 8:03pm » |
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LOL Frank.
What is it with these Hummer fans? Looks like when not behind the wheel, it's pocket pool time.
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 8:03pm, Charlie wrote:LOL Frank.
What is it with these Hummer fans? Looks like when not behind the wheel, it's pocket pool time.
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LMAO Charlie I see what you mean
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ROFL!! The one dude looks like Carl_D. LOL
It has long been my theory that people who buy H2's are compensating for having a small penis, so maybe as those other fellas are looking on, they are empathizing?
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 8:10pm, Jeepgun wrote:ROFL!! The one dude looks like Carl_D. LOL
It has long been my theory that people who buy H2's are compensating for having a small penis, so maybe as those other fellas are looking on, they are empathizing? |
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LOL Damn, Carl D is hanging out, playing with his balls, and watching everybody watch him watch his hummer get debogged. What are you doin there Carl? LMAO
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Jeep dude,
Is it that the H2 is just to heavy or something else that makes it a $50,000 douche?
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #6 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 9:27pm » |
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Blahhhhh-ha-ha-ha......I tought the same thing about that one guy bein Carl !! Must of been walkin home fro the docs office when he seen the wreck. For some odd reason I got to kinda likein Hummers...just the yellow or army green or black ones. But then......maybe that's cuz of all the crap that has happen'd to my little yellow car in the past. I think it has something to do with car rage.....and the fact that it's doors mite not as easily dent by a persons foot, strollers or raccons. Preditor effect Pam
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #7 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 9:31pm » |
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"For some odd reason I got to kinda likein Hummers..."
Hey me too!
oops sorry, nevermind.... I'll go back to my corner...
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 8:30pm, Jonny wrote:Jeep dude,
Is it that the H2 is just to heavy or something else that makes it a $50,000 douche?
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Well, the fact that it's too heavy, built on a Chevy Tahoe chassis, and is WORTHLESS as an off-road vehicle, and the only people that buy them seem to be attention-ho's with more money than brains, who go around hitching up their belts and looking down their nose at Jeeps, thinking that they've purchased the ultimate off-roading machine and thinking that everyone envies them, and most people that buy them have never done any off-roading in their entire lives and instead, are buying image over substance, and do clueless $hit like the asshat in this article and give off-roaders a bad name... Other than that, they're great! 
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #9 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 10:31pm » |
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Thats another H1. More $$$ than an H2 sitting in the water there.
An H2 would be nose-under in that little creek.
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #10 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 10:53pm » |
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H1, H2... MAYBE, POSSIBLY good for wheelin' in flat, open terrain like the desert. MAYBE. (But that's nothing that any other 4x4 couldn't do, for about a fifth the cost) LOL
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #11 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 11:03pm » |
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No lie. H2's are the rock-crawlers of soccer moms.
Here you go...
http://www.fuh2.com/
Just click on submissions...
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #12 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 11:04pm » |
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Oooo... I like this one better. In the idiots face...
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Re: H2 Idiot Of The Day
« Reply #13 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 11:11pm » |
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ROFL!! I've seen that site before. I love it... LMFAO!!
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