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Canadian Invention-New Bra!
« on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:13pm » |
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New Bra!
A scientist from Queens University in Kingston has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and beat the shit out of him.
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:45pm » |
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If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in time and find the jerk responsible for inventing clothing, and I'd choke him. And punch him. And kick him in the twig & berries. And then I'd REALLY get medieval on his ass...  
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 1:45pm, Jeepgun wrote:| If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in time and find the jerk responsible for inventing clothing, and I'd choke him. And punch him. And kick him in the twig & berries. And then I'd REALLY get medieval on his ass... |
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 2:26pm » |
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LOL! Little Joey was paging through the massive family Bible with the family tree and stuff -- The kind of Bible that's kept in the family and handed down from generation to generation. He comes across a maple leaf that someone had pressed between the pages. He picked it up and with a look of wonder on his face said, "Look, mom! I... I found Adam's underwear!!" 
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 7:22pm » |
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Quote:| If I had a time machine, I'd travel back in time and find the jerk responsible for inventing clothing, |
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Not me. In my circles I'm more than grateful. Now if you wanna get selective; that's another thing. Thank god that there was at least SOMETHING that Chuck would wear. Bleaugh.
How and where are you Chuck?
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