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Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« on: Sep 15th, 2004, 12:55pm » |
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Golf anyone?
This is a true story from Palm Beach, Florida
(the proof is at the end, But read the story first).
The first foursome of the day played together to the 5th hole where
one impatient golfer went ahead of the group. The remaining three
finished their round and headed for the nineteenth hole to meet their less-patient
friend. However, he wasn't there... and was nowhere to be found. Since
his car was still in the parking lot, the threesome waited twohours.
Thinking the impatient golfer might still be somewhere out on the course,
they notified the clubhouse and the search was on. Of course, the
impatient golfer was not located, but his clubs were found on the seventh
hole.
Three days later, Ole Moses was spotted on the seventh hole
and was an immediate suspect. Ole Moses was an American crocodile that was
an infrequent course visitor for over 20 years.
Not too much concern was ever given Ole Moses,
as he had always made a hasty retreat whenever he saw
anyone coming. To make a long story even longer, after the
course officials, SPCA, lawyers, citizens groups, the Mayor, Palm
Beach PD, and the American Crocodile Association of Southern Florida agreed,
it was decided that, in order to put everyone's mind at ease, Ole Moses
should be unzipped. Take notice to what the man standing over Ole Moses is holding.
I guess you could call it "food for thought"??
Golf anyone??
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:02pm » |
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That is so gross!
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #2 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:02pm » |
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #3 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 1:09pm » |
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I'm thinking that ole Moses won't be a problem any more.
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #4 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 2:03pm » |
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Poor Ole Moses. Now he's a hand bag.
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #5 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 2:07pm » |
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 2:03pm, BobG wrote:| Poor Ole Moses. Now he's a hand bag. |
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #6 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 2:21pm » |
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ROFL, Bob!! I was just thinking, "Mmm... Mighty nice pair of boots..." LOL
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #7 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 2:43pm » |
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Yeah. It's a shame though that they had to ruin a perfectly good alligator just to find a golfer.
Eventually he would have come out in the end.
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #8 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 2:45pm » |
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 2:03pm, BobG wrote:| Poor Ole Moses. Now he's a hand bag. |
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #9 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 3:10pm » |
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 2:43pm, BobG wrote:Yeah. It's a shame though that they had to ruin a perfectly good alligator just to find a golfer.
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That puts it in perspective. LMAO
Bob - you owe me a keyboard. 
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #11 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 5:20pm » |
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John -
I never said it was real, just am email that was sent to me. .... I just said that it was a gross picture.
It made people laugh.
-Tia
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« Reply #12 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 5:24pm » |
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Sorry, it was a good post and funny too.  I guess I just got the mythbusters bug. 
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #13 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 5:33pm » |
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 5:24pm, john_d wrote:Sorry, it was a good post and funny too. I guess I just got the mythbusters bug.
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me thinks that john gets the Pawdy Pooper award for the day.
So, is the whole thing a wipe or did it really happen somewhere sometime?
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #14 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 6:31pm » |
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on Sep 15th, 2004, 5:33pm, echo wrote:
me thinks that john gets the Pawdy Pooper award for the day.
So, is the whole thing a wipe or did it really happen somewhere sometime?
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You would think that if the picture was taken that it had to have happened sometime, just not while people where playing golf... I dont know... What sports do they play in Africa?
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Re: Golf Anyone??? (not CH and gross pic)
« Reply #15 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 7:41pm » |
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Yeah...but still:
 
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